sunshine 2 #1 June 10, 2005 I started bowling to impress a guy, but he broke me heart. Should i find a new bowling alley or keep going to my current home bowling alley? I really do like the sport now and don't wanna give it up. Please help. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #2 June 10, 2005 your breaking it off with me already that didnt last long...---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 June 10, 2005 You should just take another guy with you whenever go you so you can make him jealous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #4 June 10, 2005 Quoteyour breaking it off with me already that didnt last long... she didn't like your balls dude.Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #5 June 10, 2005 Quoteshe didn't like your balls dude Maybe he was a guttersnipe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #6 June 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteyour breaking it off with me already that didnt last long... she didn't like your balls dude. you mean she was LYING when she told me she did? ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 June 10, 2005 QuoteI started bowling to impress a guy, but he broke me heart. Should i find a new bowling alley or keep going to my current home bowling alley? I really do like the sport now and don't wanna give it up. Please help. Keep going to your bowling alley. There's a lot of guys there and you need to make the rounds. When you're done then you should go to a new bowling alley and start over again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 June 10, 2005 QuoteYou should just take another guy with you whenever go you so you can make him jealous! Stop that. You're making me jealous. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 June 10, 2005 QuoteKeep going to your bowling alley. There's a lot of guys there and you need to make the rounds. When you're done then you should go to a new bowling alley and start over again. So it's ok to whore it up with all the bowlers at the alley? I keep hearing some stupid saying "With bowlers you don't lose your chance, you just lose your turn." I guess theres some truth to that. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 June 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteKeep going to your bowling alley. There's a lot of guys there and you need to make the rounds. When you're done then you should go to a new bowling alley and start over again. So it's ok to whore it up with all the bowlers at the alley? I keep hearing some stupid saying "With bowlers you don't lose your chance, you just lose your turn." I guess theres some truth to that. Plus if you hook up with a really good bowler you can get free coaching. Careful though, sometimes they forget to tell you important stuff like "don't drop your ball on your toe". It's just because we're so pretty though and they get all woozy and lustful just looking at us. They can't help it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #11 June 10, 2005 I would have to say... Explore every inch of your current alley; there is always the chance of finding that special ball that really fits your hand so well that it feels like magic every time you stick your fingers in it! Remember in the act of bowling it is ultimately a solo sport!!! Outside of that, go whore it up at several alleys across the country! With various lane conditions all over, you may find a specially treated set of lanes that just feel natural to you. Everyone knows Atlanta has the best lane conditions of all. It is also a well known fact that our balls hit the pocket harder; but not without keeping you happy first!!! Just food for thought, from one bowler to another... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
icarusfx99 0 #12 June 10, 2005 Ladies, my hat goes off to you, I'm impressed with the stuff you come up with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 June 10, 2005 QuoteCareful though, sometimes they forget to tell you important stuff like "don't drop your ball on your toe". It's just because we're so pretty though and they get all woozy and lustful just looking at us. They can't help it. I heard about someone who froze, got gutter fixation and didn't finish the throw. Because she was bowling barefoot, she got really bad gutter rash when she failed to let go of her ball and went flying down the gutter, still attached to the ball. She claims that her looks are the reason that she was not properly taught how to let go of the ball. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #14 June 10, 2005 Quotewearing a short skirt and crotchless rainbow panties with a whistle attached I think your girl GFD had the best idea in the other thread... wear this... you won't be thinking about that guy because the hot, sexy 21 year old will be right there digging yo' chili (with the nacho cheese nonetheless) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 June 10, 2005 Wow, thanks for the tip Ro. Nice to know my fellow bowl chickies are looking out for me. Two of my friends had a ball entanglement last weekend and one of them was barefoot. It wasn't pretty. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #16 June 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteCareful though, sometimes they forget to tell you important stuff like "don't drop your ball on your toe". It's just because we're so pretty though and they get all woozy and lustful just looking at us. They can't help it. I heard about someone who froze, got gutter fixation and didn't finish the throw. Because she was bowling barefoot, she got really bad gutter rash when she failed to let go of her ball and went flying down the gutter, still attached to the ball. She claims that her looks are the reason that she was not properly taught how to let go of the ball. if she is THAT good looking they probably were just trying not to clog her head full of "useless" details! pretty minds dont need that much info! or maybe it was just for him to get bonus points for "nursing" her back from her injury! help an injured girl, and ur set---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flifree 0 #17 June 10, 2005 on to my next invention.....gutter helmets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #18 June 10, 2005 QuoteLadies, my hat goes off to you It's not my hat that just went off... But seriously, there's lots of guys at any bowling alley. Just pick a cute bowling instructor and get some after-hours tuition. That'll heal your broken heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #19 June 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteCareful though, sometimes they forget to tell you important stuff like "don't drop your ball on your toe". It's just because we're so pretty though and they get all woozy and lustful just looking at us. They can't help it. I heard about someone who froze, got gutter fixation and didn't finish the throw. Because she was bowling barefoot, she got really bad gutter rash when she failed to let go of her ball and went flying down the gutter, still attached to the ball. She claims that her looks are the reason that she was not properly taught how to let go of the ball. Are you sure the ball just wasn't so in awe of her beauty that it might have clung to her fingers to remain close to her? I hear that happens sometimes. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #20 June 10, 2005 ah, this is hogwash. Just marry the #1 Pro Bowler. Your skills will be magnified. Marrying a pro means you don't have to take lessons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #21 June 10, 2005 QuoteWow, thanks for the tip Ro. Nice to know my fellow bowl chickies are looking out for me. Two of my friends had a ball entanglement last weekend and one of them was barefoot. It wasn't pretty. No problem, Sunny girl. Wow, I hope that your friends are ok. There is nothing worse than a ball entanglement. It is my worst fear...to get the balls that I am playing with tangled up like that. Horrid, horrid stuff... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 June 10, 2005 One day at bowling camp..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #23 June 10, 2005 QuoteI heard about someone who froze, got gutter fixation and didn't finish the throw. Because she was bowling barefoot, she got really bad gutter rash when she failed to let go of her ball and went flying down the gutter, still attached to the ball. She claims that her looks are the reason that she was not properly taught how to let go of the ball. That is exactly what happened to me!! That and there was some extra wax IN FRONT of the foul Line!! First you Hit the Pins.. Then they Hit you as they come back daown!! and that Ball return Hurts!!! For Gods Sake everyone... Let GO of the BALL!! How many more have to GO IN before you realize this!! Especially if you are Beautiful like Me and Bolas!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 June 10, 2005 QuoteI started bowling to impress a guy, but he broke me heart. Bowling didn't work? Take up skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #25 June 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteI heard about someone who froze, got gutter fixation and didn't finish the throw. Because she was bowling barefoot, she got really bad gutter rash when she failed to let go of her ball and went flying down the gutter, still attached to the ball. She claims that her looks are the reason that she was not properly taught how to let go of the ball. That is exactly what happened to me!! That and there was some extra wax IN FRONT of the foul Line!! First you Hit the Pins.. Then they Hit you as they come back daown!! and that Ball return Hurts!!! For Gods Sake everyone... Let GO of the BALL!! How many more have to GO IN before you realize this!! Especially if you are Beautiful like Me and Bolas!! Why oh why can't newbies learn from the mistakes of others? We need a bowler fatality list STAT! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
