Dagny 0 #1 June 9, 2005 Happy birthday, Kris!! He told me that he secretly wishes to be....errrr.....caked today since he's never had an opportunity to feel icing in his hair. Poor guy. (Eener can tell you what it's like! ) Have a fantabulous kind of day today! Really, you know you wanna feel some spanking love! So, if you're spanked once for each year by hot chicks carrying feather floggers, is it your time? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 June 9, 2005 Woohoo...Happy b-day you silly Messican!!! Yea ear caked...that was fun NOT....Bytch knows a thing or two about that too... gets in line with feather flogger She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 June 9, 2005 Woohooo! Happy Bday you dirty messican you!Dagny: really, if he wasnt before, he's way too old for you now....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #4 June 9, 2005 Happy Birthday Kris! Hope you get to do lots of fun things today! JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #5 June 9, 2005 Quotereally, if he wasnt before, he's way too old for you now.... I'm just waiting for him to get his AARP card so I can revel in the benefits! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #6 June 9, 2005 Happy Birthday, Kris!!!! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 June 9, 2005 Happy Birthday sweet you!Wishing you allthat you wish for. X's and O's B2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 June 9, 2005 Happy birthday Kris!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #9 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuotereally, if he wasnt before, he's way too old for you now.... I'm just waiting for him to get his AARP card so I can revel in the benefits! Remtard!!! I never told Karen that you're really the product of massive amounts of bad plastic surgery, you decrepit octagenarian! Missy, you know I'll hook you up on the senior's discount. Wait until you see what price I can get Geritol and adult diapers for!!! But, really though, thanks for the birthday wishes, angel.And thank you to everyone else. I have a feeling that 33 is going to be one helluva great year for me!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #10 June 9, 2005 QuoteSo, if you're spanked once for each year by hot chicks carrying feather floggers, is it your time? Feather floggers are kind of soft. So all the ladies may have to take several attempts.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #11 June 9, 2005 Hey, where can I get one of those feather floggers? Sounds like fun! Anyhoo, I'm wishing you the happiest of birthdays, fellow latino Gemini! (Btw, I will be older than you...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 June 9, 2005 Happy Birthday to my favorite Messican. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 June 9, 2005 Fine... I see how you are. Don't answer the phone for happy Birthday wishes but you postwhore. Happy B-day Kris. You are still lots older then me Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #14 June 9, 2005 QuoteFine... I see how you are. Don't answer the phone for happy Birthday wishes but you postwhore. Happy B-day Kris. You are still lots older then me Answer your IM's, bitch! Dammit, my phone doesn't work in my office. I missed a B-day call from Chuckie.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #15 June 9, 2005 happy birthday kris!!! see ya soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 June 9, 2005 Happy birthday dude! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #17 June 9, 2005 Happy Birthday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #18 June 9, 2005 QuoteBytch knows a thing or two about that too... I know nothing.... Happy b-day Kris! Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #19 June 9, 2005 Happy Bday my fellow anvil bro!_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 June 9, 2005 QuoteDon't do anything I wouldn't do. So no limitations? Happy B-day Kevin Smith. See ya at Rantoul. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #21 June 9, 2005 Happy birthday, Kris! Wanna do a jump sometime like the one I did on my 300th with Paxton? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #22 June 9, 2005 Happy Birthday sweetie! **HUGZ & SMOOCHES**~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 June 9, 2005 feliz cumpleaños mi amigo!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #24 June 9, 2005 QuoteAnd thank you to everyone else. I have a feeling that 33 is going to be one helluva great year for me! So why do you think you have to wait another 28 years? So anywho, Happy Birthday my purple brother! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #25 June 9, 2005 Happy birthday bro-ha!!! May all your purple wishes come true!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
