PsychoBob 0 #1 June 11, 2005 I told this story at the Memorial Day weekend boogie and Katee aked me to post it. So here goes. About 20 years ago, in a land far away (actually it was Thomasvile, Ga.) myself and a bunch of buddies were sitting around a friends house getting shitfaced. One of the guys named Ricky, was a nice guy when he is sober but an aggravating, loud mouth, pain in the ass when he got drunk. So he's pounding down whiskey and getting louder, more obnoxious and stupidier until he finally passes out on the living room floor. Later on, one of my buddies (Timmy) tells me to pull down Ricky's pants and he's going to go get a pickle and we'll shove it up his ass. So I pull Ricky's pants down and Timmy comes back from the kitchen with this dill pickle and sticks it up Ricky's ass. Ricky doesn't move, so I pull his pants back on and in a couple of hours we all crash out. The next morning I wake up on the sofa and there are people passed out all over the house and Ricky is still asleep on the floor. A little while later, Ricky wakes up and in about 10 seconds he gets this confused and weird look on his face. He doesn't say anything and gets up really funny like and starts walking with short steps with his ass clenched real tight to the bathroom. We are trying not to laugh but he is kind of hunched over and shuffling. About 5 minutes later he comes out of the bathroom with this puzzled/surprised look on his face and yells in astonishment "I just shit a fucking pickle! I mean a whole fucking pickle fell out of my ass" At that point we started cracking up and I told him that last night he had gotten fucked up and started eating pickles whole and we were afraid he was going to choke. He said he didn't remember any of it but later on found out we had pickled him. He was not a happy camper but that is what you get for being an asshole to people and then passing out in front of them."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #2 June 11, 2005 ROLMAO Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apley 0 #4 June 11, 2005 that is just WRONG! i know someone i'm going to do this to... he's an obnoxious asshole drunk or sober... but when he gets drunk, we can probably get the pickle in there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #5 June 11, 2005 Thanks Bob! I just thought everyone else deserved the laugh! I just wonder: if he ate a steak, would he have shit a cow? Thanks for the humor on such a rainy day! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #6 June 11, 2005 Funny story, I would hate to be the guy that had to insert the pickle though, or the one receiving it for that matter. For future reference if I am ever being an obnoxious drunk around any of you. Just let me know you plan on sticking a pickle in my ass when I fall asleep and I will probably straighten up and fly right lol. Either that or I will get as far away as possible. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #7 June 11, 2005 ***Just let me know you plan on sticking a pickle in my ass when I fall asleep and I will probably straighten up and fly right lol. Quote BWAAAHHHAA!! No worries dude. The pickle treatment is only for Wuffo's only. For skydivers we use watermelons! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Avion 0 #8 June 11, 2005 That's f***ing histerical --------------------------------- XXX bucks for a bottle of whiskey... YYY cents for a dill pickel... Look on his face... Priceless!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KevinMcGuire 0 #9 June 12, 2005 Is that a pickel up your ass or are you just upset to see me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Avion 0 #8 June 11, 2005 That's f***ing histerical --------------------------------- XXX bucks for a bottle of whiskey... YYY cents for a dill pickel... Look on his face... Priceless!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #9 June 12, 2005 Is that a pickel up your ass or are you just upset to see me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
