Deuce 1 #26 June 13, 2005 Everybody needs to cheer up. I am a non-speaker's corner whackadelic one-of-twelve legally gun carrying dropzone.commers who went to a comedy venue featuring a seriously depressed alcoholic. Nobody wants to know how Billvon kept his Area 51 keycard? The aliens weren't nearly as big-headed and big-handed as they are portrayed on the mainstream media. Almost regular-sized eyes, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #27 June 13, 2005 >Nobody wants to know how Billvon kept his Area 51 keycard? Billvon has kept his card so far because gun-totin', alcoholic-watchin' friends of his have NOT blabbed about it on the internet to any and all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #28 June 14, 2005 Well now that I know, I want you to take me next timeMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #29 June 14, 2005 Hah! The NSA guys said nondisclosure for one year, and we're past that! I really wish they hadn't taken my flash card, but they did give me an 1 gig replacement card and that first class upgrade flight back to Oakland. Still a cool adventure, Bill. I especially liked that explanation about the modern embalming techniques. We get to ride in the saucer on the next outing, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #30 June 14, 2005 Yeah, when Billvon and Amy aren't doing their day jobs, they sold the screenplay of "Mr and Mrs. Smith", an actual documentary of their off-duty pursuits in the advance of universal freedom and non-emission. They screwed up the theatrical release, but flyangel2 has actual pictures of Amy in her stealth paratroop uniform. Buy a copy of the Jump For The Cause Calendar to see for yourself. We'd have alien autopsy picutures in there too, but the NSA took my card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #31 June 14, 2005 QuoteEverybody needs to cheer up. Mondays suck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #32 June 14, 2005 QuoteWell now that I know, I want you to take me next time Hi FA2 Beware of the alien abduction's R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
