skinnyshrek 0 #1 June 15, 2005 have the weekly hold em game at my house every Tuesday.... Big blind have 9 5 off suit flop 9 5 king on the flop start betting..Getting called so i am thinking maybe a king the chick is betting with a pocket pair of 2's. I am so pissed she gets a 2 on the fucking river damn i hate playing with retards. I am so pissedhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 June 15, 2005 Id have stayed with a pair in the hole. but im a bit nutz like that. Ill even hold out for the inside stright once in a while. (at a friendly table) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #3 June 15, 2005 yes but the lowest pair out there 2'2 in your hand 5 9 king flops 1 bet and you fold maybe wait for 4th street but fuck betting until the river so mad and her boyfriend is justifying it.. I so want to head butt the bastard but he's a lot smaller than me....lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #4 June 15, 2005 i suck at monopoly 2 Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 June 15, 2005 yeah, Id never try to justify it. maybe hold out. or try to bluff till the river, but not ever try to play it like it was a good move. sometimes, luck is luck. the rest of the time you lose. "know when to hold 'em, know when to fold'em" like I said, If I was feeling lucky, Id hang. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 June 15, 2005 Quotei suck at monopoly 2 ROFLMAO!!!! classic. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #7 June 15, 2005 dude i play every day this was a bad movehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 June 15, 2005 I disagree. while you would never last in any kind of real game. she did get the win. if the betting was low, and noone was raising significantly. I may have chosen to stay with my low pair. I have seen high card take a decent pot of hold 'em. sometimes its about balls, but most the time its about skill, reading your opponents, and whats left in the deck. All more than I can claim to know. THOUGH! I will not defend one who wins because of lack of knowledge, and/or abilty. Then its just luck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 June 15, 2005 Dude i was betting big i went all in had 1400 chips she called...only a 2 would of saved her and thats what she got fucking unbelievablehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #10 June 15, 2005 i really suck at poker i always try to bluff ppl out and i suck at that 2 im usually drunk when i play............i lost like $300 to my chicks dad one night Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 June 15, 2005 dumb luck. I would have never stayed (depending on what I thought of the players) Id have figured you for a 3 of a kind for sure and bowed out. just luck of the draw man. Poker is an unforgiving bioch. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #12 June 15, 2005 so right but if you play hold em regilar that was a dumb call and i am pissed..lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #13 June 15, 2005 Quoteso right but if you play hold em regilar that was a dumb call and i am pissed..lol So, what you are implying here, is you never bluff, nor have you ever called a bluff? Get real, man. It's poker, and this happens all the time. The fact is that this time it bit you.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 June 15, 2005 Quoteso right but if you play hold em regilar that was a dumb call and i am pissed..lol Fate is a dirty little bioch! And every once in a while she'll kick you in the nads to keep you apprasied of the arrangement! LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 June 15, 2005 yes a bluff i bluff but come on betting on a pair of 2's is not a bluffhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #16 June 15, 2005 Did ya ever think that maybe she thought you were bluffing, and maybe thought that you had jack crap? ANY pair beats a usual bluff, and maybe she just read you wrong?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #17 June 15, 2005 either way why would you stay in on a pocket pair of 2'shttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 June 15, 2005 " he said to blave. " LOL! "have fun storming the castle!" love that movie. am I rambling? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 June 15, 2005 its ok i will take her money next weekhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 June 15, 2005 Hmmm... maybe you ought to insist that people know WTF they are doing before ya play poker with them? That's why I like craps. How good or bad someone else bets has nothing to do with how much money I make... and newbie shooters are good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #21 June 15, 2005 yes i should...lol bastardshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #22 June 15, 2005 QuoteI so want to head butt the bastard but he's a lot smaller than me.... everyone is smaller than you! want to play again?... awwwww did you get beat by a girl? shit dude, girls are smarter than guys!.... sometimes.... well, most of the time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #23 June 15, 2005 Well she went all in again on 2's and lost fucking dumb ass so glad she didnt win i hate newbieshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #24 June 15, 2005 dude! you just hate...... get over it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #25 June 15, 2005 Dude you so dont understand poker like you don't understand swooping its ok though we still love yahttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
