You've got to be kidding me.. right?

[Slappie 9]

I found this online and thought some of them were very funny. It's amazing, not only that there are those out there that would put this on a resume, but that some of these people actually get HIRED!

Special skills: "I am quick at typing, about 25 words per minute, 35 with caffeinated coffee."

Cover Letter: "I have unsuccessfully raised a dog."

Experience: "Worked long shifts to make myself, and my company, a lot of cheese."

Cover Letter: "Being in trouble with the law, I moved quite frequently."

Reason for leaving last job: "Fired because I fought for lower pay."

Cover Letter: "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

Cover Letter: "My fortune cookie said 'Your next interview will result in a job' - and I like your company..."

Special Requests: "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

Objective: "I am interested in applying what I learnt in college."

Cover Letter: "I will not relocate, but if I get a job of out state, it is not a problem for me to move."

Education: "College, August 1880-May 1984."

Reason for leaving: "Note: Please do not misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."

Accomplishments: "I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."

Special Requests: "Please call me after 5:30 pm because I am self employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

Experience: "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms."

Reason for leaving: "Maturity leave."

Accomplishments: "Failed the bar exam with relatively high grades."

Accomplishments: "Finished 8th in my class of 10."

Special Requests: "It is best for employers that I do not work with people."

Special Requests: "I am loyal to my employer at all costs...Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail."

References: "None. I've left a path of destruction behind me."

Abilities: "I am a work alchoholic that is commited to do a thorough job."

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[ham 0]

Here's one:
Education - "Ball Hi"