RastaRicanAir 0 #1 June 13, 2005 Not that I mind getting asked that every weekend, everywhere I go. But I'll save some time by answering it one time publicly: An OrFun (Pronounced "Orphan") is simply a jumper who does not have a "Home" Dropzone to speak of. It's also a member of the newest skydiving social club, which was created one hazy night in Tallahassee, Florida, the same way many other great skydiving clubs are created -over a formica table littered with empty 26-oz beer mugs. OrFuns are the proud unwanted, the wretched refuse, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free in the only home we know -the one outside the door. So whether you've been ejected, rejected, relocated or shut out of your original dropzone due to personal conflicts, dropzone politics, geographical distance, an ill-advised game of "Bobbing for Birthmarks" in the hot tub with the DZO's spouse, or any other tragedy beyond your control, you can be an OrFun. (Following a simple and relatively painless [Relative to what? Don't ask.] initiation procedure by an exisiting member of course.) There are only 3 Rules to remember. And since most of us drink. Frequently. They're very simple: 1) OrFuns DON'T CRY. Nor do they whine, bitch, piss and moan, kvetch, complain, "do drama," or sue. If anyone wanted to hear your sh*t, you wouldn't be an OrFun. 2) All OrFuns are created equal. No one is more important than any other. Though some do smell stronger. We are a true democracy. All EQUALLY WORTHLESS. 3) OrFuns don't respond well to Rules. So these may have to be repeated ad nauseum. Them's the facts as I know them, for those of you who thought you were alone in being alone. Ready for your new number? Let us know -Fall Hard, Land EasyOrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #2 June 13, 2005 Quotean ill-advised game of "Bobbing for Birthmarks" in the hot tub with the DZO's spouse care to elaborate? Quoteor sue. thats weird to just throw that in there. but understandable.Quote3) OrFuns don't respond well to Rules. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #3 June 13, 2005 Do you want drama.. Or Fun?? OrFun #12 baby! Whos my daddy??? ohh. I dont have one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #4 June 13, 2005 The hot tub thingy..Is it ok to stick your head in a hot tun full of whipped cream. Now that is just outragious and an automatic ban....lol I got rid of the hot tub had to clean it because one of you assholes tipped beer in it DISGRACEFUL Speaking of which the Orfun boogie is at the farm in August. It will be 1 year since everyone found a more fun dz. So definately robbie be there. I couldn't make the one in Dublin due to that vegetable pizza...See if we can find a good dj who skydives!!!!!!!!!!.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonerkev 0 #5 June 13, 2005 Where can i get my number from. I will be here until the end of June. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #6 June 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe hot tub thingy..Is it ok to stick your head in a hot tun full of whipped cream. Now that is just outragious and an automatic ban....lol I got rid of the hot tub had to clean it because one of you assholes tipped beer in it DISGRACEFUL Speaking of which the Orfun boogie is at the farm in August. It will be 1 year since everyone found a more fun dz. So definately robbie be there. I couldn't make the one in Dublin due to that vegetable pizza...See if we can find a good dj who skydives!!!!!!!!!!. FYI: Drinking during the day or when you are alone may be a sign that you have a problem. QuoteWhere can i get my number from. I will be here until the end of June. To get a number you have to tell your sob story to an OrFun (or OrFuns) and convince them to do an initiation jump with you-a highly symbolic affair which involves them physically kicking your ass out of a plane and making at least a half assed effort to catch you. Then there's the nightime "Tough Love" ceremony which you'll find out about soon enough. This weekend most of us are at the RoamingDZ Beach Boogie in Destin or the memorial Boogie @ Tullahoma. Next week, Skydive the Farm or Monroe, GA. I don't know where the rest of our little bastards are going to be.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #7 June 13, 2005 Just make sure everyone is at the Orfun boogie in August....Skydivethefarm...http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #8 June 13, 2005 So we have finally formed an official group! This weekend should be Fuun! Let's slide in on our asses on the beach, and at noght we will scare the locals.......lol----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #9 June 13, 2005 QuoteSo we have finally formed an official group! This weekend should be Fuun! Let's slide in on our asses on the beach, and at noght we will scare the locals.......lol One free beer for the Ogre if he swoops another poor defenseless family on their boat and makes them dive under their chairs again. I still remember my dumb ass co-worker's face. (Thick Redneck Barbie accent: "Rawby, he was twirlin'! I never seen a person twirl before!!")OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 June 13, 2005 Consider it done..lol I am seriously thinking of doing Aj's mate. I think i can do it. I have the nitro 135 now and that thing gets some distance with my fat ass. Just need a beat up rig can i borrow yours..lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bseriesboosted 0 #11 June 13, 2005 now lee didnt i warn you about those damn 135s lol can i jump it...Pruitt Skydive The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #12 June 13, 2005 QuoteConsider it done..lol I am seriously thinking of doing Aj's mate. I think i can do it. I have the nitro 135 now and that thing gets some distance with my fat ass. Just need a beat up rig can i borrow yours..lol 1) No. I finally paid it off. And 2) I'll have you know that since I started on the Sabre, my rig is in perfect condition. I now go fast enough to land STRICTLY face-downOrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 June 13, 2005 Sure. my new one will be ready in 10 weeks or so i am sure beezy will let you jump this one. Its the one downsize mike ordered but never paid for it. So its up for salehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bseriesboosted 0 #14 June 13, 2005 QuoteSure. my new one will be ready in 10 weeks or so i am sure beezy will let you jump this one. Its the one downsize mike ordered but never paid for it. So its up for sale sweet... now if i can just get in with thos orfuns they may teach me to be a sky jumperPruitt Skydive The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 June 14, 2005 Dude, August boogie every orfun not there gets no number...lol I think you definately Qualify.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bseriesboosted 0 #16 June 14, 2005 QuoteDude, August boogie every orfun not there gets no number...lol I think you definately Qualify. cool you know i will be there... i am trying to buy a car this week so i can jump agian lol. I wish i could make it to the beach jumps Pruitt Skydive The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #17 June 14, 2005 Well, as we never here from Blaine anymore you can take his numberhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
carbonezone 0 #18 June 14, 2005 QuoteThis weekend most of us are at the RoamingDZ Beach Boogie in Destin or the memorial Boogie @ Tullahoma. Come to Tullahoma........We want our OrFun Numbers....."boy do we have some ""GET OFF MY DROPZONE"" stories" I can do Marianne too.......I mean get her Pink Mafia Number that is <> Tami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 June 14, 2005 How many DZ's has Scotty been kicked off then??????? Come to the farm and jump lol Ryan was there sunday in camoflauge gear he made a few jumps....hehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EMSchick98 0 #20 June 14, 2005 Hey if I ever am a REAL skydiver I think I should qualify... DZ # 2 and with how much I am gonna be traveling there is no way I will have a real home dz anytime soon Somebody love me please??? "me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
carbonezone 0 #21 June 14, 2005 How many DZ's has Scotty been kicked off then??????? Come to the farm and jump lol Ryan was there sunday in camoflauge gear he made a few jumps....heheQuote Sorry but you wouldnt catch me "DEAD" there !! <> Tami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 June 14, 2005 now now play nice with the other childrenhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #23 June 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteThis weekend most of us are at the RoamingDZ Beach Boogie in Destin or the memorial Boogie @ Tullahoma. Come to Tullahoma........We want our OrFun Numbers....."boy do we have some ""GET OFF MY DROPZONE"" stories" I can do Marianne too.......I mean get her Pink Mafia Number that is <> Tami Little old piss-ant 125 jump ME, kicking the legendary Scotty Carbone out of a plane?! Where the f*ck do I sign?!! Seriously. I got DIBS on that dude. Anyone kicks out a Carbone before me, they're on my sh*t list. ....I mean it's only right I should get to kick hm in his ass. I'm still recovering my eyesight from SEEING it at Thomaston.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 June 14, 2005 kicking the legendary Scotty Carbone He is only legendary due to he was the first midget to hit 10,000 jumps apart from that he sucks in the airhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #25 June 14, 2005 QuoteHey if I ever am a REAL skydiver I think I should qualify... DZ # 2 and with how much I am gonna be traveling there is no way I will have a real home dz anytime soon Somebody love me please??? As for you Love, my own Mrs. (OrFun Foster Mom #1) can easily dispense all the "Tough Love" a dirty little OrFun girl like you needs. Once you get your license, of course. We don't like to corrupt the kids TOO early. P.S. Did Pruit just say he's going to donate his car to the Farm for jump tickets? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
