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vt1977

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:D I just like to keep my expectations low, that way there's a chance at them being exceeded.



Where men are concerned, that is probably a wise policy! ;)

Vicki


You! There! Take that man bashing over to the chicks forum! :P
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I would like soft core guys in hard core porn! ;)

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Amen! I find it "distracting" when I spend more time gawking at the phenomenal nastiness of the guy(s) than I'm spending ogling at the actual fornicating.

Besides, if watching porn is just engaging in a sexual fantasy, then in *my* fantasy I’d like to be a good looking fella screwin’ the hottie. :P

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Porn - good sex, bad acting, terrible plots. Hollywood - sometimes good acting, sometimes good plots, no explicit sex scenes.

So I have this theory that Hollywood movies that involve romantic couples should have porn scenes between said couples. The scenes are cut out for the movies, to appeal to the right-wingers, but included in the extended DVDs, with a way to block them for children. That way, you can buy the DVD and see your favorite actors' anatomy (barring genetalia-doubles) at the right moment and in a decent movie.

Example - Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Not a bad movie, but I wouldn't buy the DVD. But a porn scene between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - I would pay another $20 for that DVD.
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Done right, damn...that stuff can get you hot. :$ Done wrong...well, it is entertaining in fast forward. :D



I've always said that one of the great things about porn is that it is as good played in reverse as it was played forward, and you can't even tell the difference! So you could watch it a second time as you were rewinding the tape. :)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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