RoysPlayThing 0 #26 June 15, 2005 Quoteokay all, no more of it at all !!!!! no talk of sex on these threads at all.... you all are making me want to get laid way to much!!!!! i must go meditate........ Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex.... Does that irritate you? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #27 June 15, 2005 What's sex?-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #28 June 15, 2005 QuoteQuotewhy am i getting hair in all these funny places? Oh this is just fucking great. Now you're growing hair on your palms. You better watch out or soon you'll be going blind. Lmao! "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #29 June 15, 2005 Quoteokay all, no more of it at all !!!!! no talk of sex on these threads at all.... you all are making me want to get laid way to much!!!!! i must go meditate........ I agree all this sex talk is making me downright randy... I sooo need to get laid some day... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #30 June 15, 2005 QuoteWhat do expect when you live on a frozen corn field?! Get out from behind the rows and find yourself a woman. Or a doll that won't pop when you rub her against the stalks we'll see... for the reason when ya run through the corn naked it feels so good wen you get cuts all over your body, and i do mean all over your body............... i'm away from the corn right now and near alot of coal here in west virginia..... still no women.. maybe i'll have to travel farther south... when is spring break in florida again??? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #31 June 15, 2005 Quote here in west virginia..... still no women.. maybe i'll have to travel farther south... when is spring break in florida again??? Ummm.... not long. Just another 9-10 months. Long enough to have sex, get pregnant, have the baby and take the whole family to spring break. New on Fox... Families gone wild. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #32 June 15, 2005 QuoteFamilies gone wild i've already done the "skychicks gone wild thing"... guess that could be next..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #33 June 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteFamilies gone wild i've already done the "skychicks gone wild thing"... guess that could be next..... So just get one fo them pregnant, you two have the happy little babe, and then run on down at party cove in the spring. Doesn't that just sound so nice and domestic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #34 June 15, 2005 QuoteDoesn't that just sound so nice and domestic no...... while you might be in the baby delivey buisness i am only in the making busisness, but i'm a failure, lots of trying to make em, no results... oh wait, i like it that way... those little ones are way to small, cost alot and take years to get potty trained and old enough to cut the grass.. on the other hand, i do need some one to take care of me when i'm old.... maybe some day....... just not anyday too soon.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #35 June 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteDoesn't that just sound so nice and domestic no...... while you might be in the baby delivey buisness i am only in the making busisness, but i'm a failure, lots of trying to make em, no results... oh wait, i like it that way... those little ones are way to small, cost alot and take years to get potty trained and old enough to cut the grass.. on the other hand, i do need some one to take care of me when i'm old.... maybe some day....... just not anyday too soon.... So you're saying that you're not looking to finance my next parachute purchase by having a little pack of chittlins? Darn. oh, well... I'm sure that there are more than enough other fetile peoples out there..... Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #36 June 16, 2005 QuoteI'm sure that there are more than enough other fetile peoples out there..... I'll be more than happy to donate my sperm. After that you are on your own though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #37 June 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm sure that there are more than enough other fetile peoples out there..... I'll be more than happy to donate my sperm. After that you are on your own though! Long distance fertilization? Or are you just donating locally? And if you're offering on a professional basis while posting, would that make you a ....post whore? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 June 16, 2005 QuoteLong distance fertilization? I'll have 3 1/2 months worth saved up. I could probably impregnate you from here. Quotewould that make you a ....post whore? Well..............I don't think there is any doubt in that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #39 June 16, 2005 QuoteI'll have 3 1/2 months worth saved up. are you keeping it in a cup or something Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #40 June 16, 2005 Quoteare you keeping it in a cup or something Zip lock bag in the fridge actually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #41 June 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteare you keeping it in a cup or something Zip lock bag in the fridge actually. i actually think you need dry ice or d'em boys will stop swimming Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #42 June 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteare you keeping it in a cup or something Zip lock bag in the fridge actually. You can bill for that. The CPT code would be 88125. Just find out which ever girl would be recieving said sample and bill her insurance company. (Money making schemes while in country) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #43 June 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteare you keeping it in a cup or something Zip lock bag in the fridge actually. dude! didnt your mamma teach you anything?! Tupperware! It seal it all in! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #44 June 17, 2005 Quote dude! didnt your mamma teach you anything?! Tupperware! It seal it all in! Ooohhhhh!! If you have a glock there, you can just use the tupperware that came in!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites