AggieDave 6 #1 June 17, 2005 A TI's worst fear is not that they die, not that they die doing a tandem, just that if they die doing a tandem it will be with a male passenger. Since you know some smartass skydiver will actually state at the funeral "he died as he lived...strapped to another man." Hahahahhaa--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 June 17, 2005 but it's your big burly choice to be strapped to men on a regular basis. of course we would have to mention itMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #3 June 17, 2005 That's great Dave Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 June 17, 2005 QuoteA TI's worst fear is not that they die, not that they die doing a tandem, just that if they die doing a tandem it will be with a male passenger. Since you know some smartass skydiver will actually state at the funeral "he died as he lived...strapped to another man." Hahahahhaa just imagine the student funeral. its a good thing they lie them on their backs, otherwise you may see the whole you drilled in his backMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 June 17, 2005 Quote...strapped to another man." The essence of Aggie-ism. (...couldn't resist....football season is almost upon us....). Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 June 17, 2005 Oh hell yeah! Football season is getting much closer. I'm excited about this year, although I don't think we're gonna win Big12 this year, I really believe that we'll be better then last year and at the very least, much more consistant.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #7 June 17, 2005 AggieDave...just in case you forgot...I'm Batman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #8 June 17, 2005 It's always the same dream . . . All my handles are gone and we haven't stopped. Then I wake up and fall asleep again. Then it begins anew when a voice drifts in with "Nick, you're on a tandem, Nick you're on tandem, Nick, you're on tandem . . . NickD BASE 194 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 June 17, 2005 QuoteAggieDave...just in case you forgot...I'm Batman. You couldn't just let that lye in the batman thread... could you. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 June 17, 2005 Especially since it is I who is...Batman. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 June 17, 2005 QuoteFootball season is getting much closer. I'm excited about this year, although I don't think we're gonna win Big12 this year, You start a thread with gay joke undertones and then write something like that. I'll let you figure them all out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #12 June 17, 2005 QuoteOh hell yeah! Football season is getting much closer. I'm excited about this year, although I don't think we're gonna win Big12 this year, I really believe that we'll be better then last year and at the very least, much more consistant. Boomer Sooooooner, Boomer Soooooooner The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #13 June 18, 2005 Thanks, that was great!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #14 June 18, 2005 QuoteBoomer Sooooooner, Boomer Soooooooner As an Okie, and someone who spent some time at OU, I have to say, you just got major respect points. Go Sooners!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #15 June 18, 2005 Quote"he died as he lived...strapped to another man." Dead or Alive, If you’re doing Tandems, you need to question your sexuality. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #16 June 18, 2005 QuoteDead or Alive, If you’re doing Tandems, you need to question your sexuality. *perusing your profile* Funny, I always thought the same thing about massage therapists.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #17 June 18, 2005 QuoteFunny, I always thought the same thing about massage therapists. Nah, I always make the guys wear boxers. However, my female specimens are required to be nude for the duration of the massage. It just makes things easier. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 June 19, 2005 QuoteHowever, my female specimens are required to be nude for the duration of the massage. It just makes things easier. Yup, for a sexual harresment lawsuit.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #19 June 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteBoomer Sooooooner, Boomer Soooooooner As an Okie, and someone who spent some time at OU, I have to say, you just got major respect points. Go Sooners! Thank you, thank you. I'm an Okie myself. Grew up in Edmond and I'm a die hard Sooner fan!!!!! Never went to school at OU but I've partied at the Campus quite a bit. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #20 June 20, 2005 I was born and raised in Edmond also. Did you know a principle named Larry Maxwell? It's my olde brother. He also taught some classes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #21 June 20, 2005 QuoteI was born and raised in Edmond also. Did you know a principle named Larry Maxwell? It's my olde brother. He also taught some classes. What a small world! Larry Maxwell was my vice principal at Edmond mid-high, and my principal at Edmond HS (back when there was just one HS). I graduated in 90. I pulled some small shenanigans so while he probably wouldn't recognize my name, I'm sure he'd remember my face.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
