Holy crap!

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Gramps kills leopard with bare hands

Talk about cajones!!

*** Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Masai warriors used to achieve their status by killing a male lion with a spear that's not much longer than my arm. They were expected to piss the animal off so that it would pounce and they could drive the spear into its rib cage. I'll bet this dude just didn't want to dirty a perfectly clean spear. What will PETA say? Shimon-A! Whooo-Hooooo!!

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nice technique... he must be a closet ninja!

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nice technique... he must be a closet ninja!

Well then he just outed himself!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Masai warriors used to achieve their status by killing a male lion with a spear that's not much longer than my arm. They were expected to piss the animal off so that it would pounce and they could drive the spear into its rib cage. I'll bet this dude just didn't want to dirty a perfectly clean spear. What will PETA say? Shimon-A! Whooo-Hooooo!!

That's great.

Now, could you change your avatar?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Ohhhhhhh there is a huge Arnie line in there.


"What's up cat? Got your tongue"

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That's great.

Now, could you change your avatar?

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nice technique... he must be a closet ninja!

Ninjas are SWEEET!

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I told you those old people can be rather grumpy.

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I told you those old people can be rather grumpy.

Hey, I resemble that remark!!!

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I told you those old people can be rather grumpy.

Hey, I resemble that remark!!!

you sound grumpy

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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I told you those old people can be rather grumpy.

That or a tad confused... either way, he's got my respect!

"Machete, bare hands? Machete, bare hands? Bare hands! AIEEEEEEYAAAAA!!!! DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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AIEEEEEEYAAAAA!!!! DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

Wonder how you say that in Swahili? I bet this guy could get a hell of an indorsement with Metamucil. "I used to be so constipated and cranky that I ripped leopards tongues out. Now I'm happy and well adjusted. Thanks Metamucil!"