Slappie 9 #26 June 24, 2005 Schizophrenia is a severe mental disorder of unknown etiology. Recent reports suggest that a number of environmental factors during prenatal development may be associated with schizophrenia. We tested the hypothesis that environmental lead exposure may be associated with schizophrenia using archived serum samples from a cohort of live births enrolled between 1959 and 1966 in Oakland, California. Cases of schizophrenia spectrum disorder were identified and matched to controls. A biologic marker of lead exposure, -aminolevulinic acid (-ALA), was determined in second-trimester serum samples of 44 cases and 75 controls. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #27 June 24, 2005 Quote Fixes Everything! OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #28 June 24, 2005 Quote Fixes Everything! my skydive shoes are still together, no it really works on shoes!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #29 June 24, 2005 QuoteQuote Fixes Everything! OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? DoH! Shoe Goo it back into place. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #30 June 24, 2005 I think you should shoe goo it into your warm, moist place, and then spread your legs and say to someone, "I've got my eye on you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #31 June 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote Fixes Everything! OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? DoH! Shoe Goo it back into place. But I CAN'T SEE! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 June 24, 2005 QuoteI think you should shoe goo it into your warm, moist place, and then spread your legs and say to someone, "I've got my eye on you." youre sick kelly, sick sick sick. I like that!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #33 June 24, 2005 QuoteI think you should shoe goo it into your warm, moist place, and then spread your legs and say to someone, "I've got my eye on you." Oh my gawd I just lauged so hard that I snorted and I was drinking tea at the time and now I'm choking and my boss is looking at me funny. I have to pee now too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #34 June 24, 2005 You have to go Pee or See? Hmmm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #35 June 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Fixes Everything! OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? DoH! Shoe Goo it back into place. But I CAN'T SEE! you said EYE not EYES!! So you still have one EYE to see with. Your story is starting to leak, better fix it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #36 June 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Fixes Everything! OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? DoH! Shoe Goo it back into place. But I CAN'T SEE! you said EYE not EYES!! So you still have one EYE to see with. Your story is starting to leak, better fix it. Luckily I already have this Shoe Goo huh? New question: If I Shoe Goo my eye to the soft warm place and I have to pee isn't it just going to pop back out again? And what about winking? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #37 June 24, 2005 QuoteAnd what about winking? You better not be winking at anyone but me, girl!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #38 June 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd what about winking? You better not be winking at anyone but me, girl! I just winked at you and my eye popped out again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #39 June 24, 2005 It will matter for the court documents... Did the eye ball actually "ROLL" out the open window... or did it "Bounce"?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #40 June 24, 2005 QuoteIt will matter for the court documents... Did the eye ball actually "ROLL" out the open window... or did it "Bounce"?? It bounced once then rolled. It bounced a couple of times when it hit the ground too. Do I have a case? Wait....what court documents? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #41 June 24, 2005 Wait....what court documents? *** Do YOU have a case??? No, you're being terminated! It all has to do with the wording for the court... Lets see if I have this right. "She's an eye poppin' looker that instead of working just finger forks herself all day the open window, and shows everyone her warm goo..." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #42 June 24, 2005 QuoteWait....what court documents? *** Do YOU have a case??? No, you're being terminated! It all has to do with the wording for the court... Lets see if I have this right. "She's an eye poppin' looker that instead of working just finger forks herself all day the open window, and shows everyone her warm goo..." Great. Now everyone knows my secret. Thanks a lot! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #43 June 24, 2005 QuoteQuote Fixes Everything! OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? Give socket jobs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #44 June 24, 2005 QuoteAnd what about winking? Are you a cincher? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #45 June 24, 2005 Don't panic. Same thing happened to me at work once, but I had this giant lizard to fetch the eye. Check your filing cabinet for a giant lizard. They can be quick at getting the eye, but those fuckers have really sharp teeth, and there's just nothing worse than watching a big-assed lizard chewing on your eye and feeling the phatom pain in the empty socket. Don't you think? Just get a large jewelry box and put the eyeball in there with a damp sponge. When the box is closed you don't get that "double vision" thing like then you are carrying your eye around and you can see where you are walking and the bottom of your shirt pocket at the same time. Experiment! The out-eye can be great fun, depending on the transmission range you have. Set the eye somewhere where you can watch what sites your boss watches when noone is around. It's great fun to find out somebody is into sex with carp and then drop that fact into conversaton like it's common knowledge. Roll with it Shanannanannananon. When it loses it's lustre, just have the lizard fetch it back and I'll use gaffers tape to fix it real good next time I see you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #46 June 25, 2005 QuoteDon't panic. When it loses it's lustre, just have the lizard fetch it back and I'll use gaffers tape to fix it real good next time I see you! I agree with almost everything that Duece has said here, obviously Duece has expert medical knowledge. One thing that I would suggest tho, is this. The reason that the eye fell out in the first place is the incorrect size of the eye in relationship to the socket. I have found that a small adjustment in the difference can simply be made by slipping the eye into a condom, and then placing the partially rolled up condom with the eye inside BACK into the eye socket. VIOLA! Safe socket.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peregrinerose 0 #47 June 25, 2005 A patient once told me that rinsing his eyes with the first urine of every morning keeps them healthy. Maybe you could take his advice? Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #48 June 25, 2005 QuoteThe reason that the eye fell out in the first place is the incorrect size of the eye in relationship to the socket Stay with me here. The reason the eyes fall out is the mind gets too big for them. BillVon is usually the reason for this. A normal person is exposed to the BVon and their personal horizons expand faster than their eye sockets can compensate. The brain and consciousness expand so quickly the eyes just fall out. Talk to Amy, or better yet, buy a JFTC calendar from her. She knows. And if the eyes are out, roll with it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Snowwhite 0 #46 June 25, 2005 QuoteDon't panic. When it loses it's lustre, just have the lizard fetch it back and I'll use gaffers tape to fix it real good next time I see you! I agree with almost everything that Duece has said here, obviously Duece has expert medical knowledge. One thing that I would suggest tho, is this. The reason that the eye fell out in the first place is the incorrect size of the eye in relationship to the socket. I have found that a small adjustment in the difference can simply be made by slipping the eye into a condom, and then placing the partially rolled up condom with the eye inside BACK into the eye socket. VIOLA! Safe socket.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #47 June 25, 2005 A patient once told me that rinsing his eyes with the first urine of every morning keeps them healthy. Maybe you could take his advice? Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #48 June 25, 2005 QuoteThe reason that the eye fell out in the first place is the incorrect size of the eye in relationship to the socket Stay with me here. The reason the eyes fall out is the mind gets too big for them. BillVon is usually the reason for this. A normal person is exposed to the BVon and their personal horizons expand faster than their eye sockets can compensate. The brain and consciousness expand so quickly the eyes just fall out. Talk to Amy, or better yet, buy a JFTC calendar from her. She knows. And if the eyes are out, roll with it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
