The Firefighter

[BillyVance 35]

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thank you, Sir." the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[cvfd1399 0]

LMFAO!!!!

[popeyefireman 0]

Great joke, I have another


A fireman is getting married for the first time. He tells his ne wife he wants to run his house just like a fire station. She seems confused and asked "what do you mean"

"well I mean we are going to use the bell system"

One bell mean I am horny
Two bells Means I want it now
And three bells means get to the bed because I am coming in right after you.

So they are in the limo and he yells out " ONE BELL"

so she get excited

they get to the hotel room and he yells"TWO BELLS"

so she goes to slip something sexyon

He sees her and yells "THREE BELLS!!!!!"

So they're getting into it and are going at it like rabbits when she startes yelling FOUR BELLS, FOUR BELLS....

He stops and ask "whats four bells mean"

"Your no where near the fire, get more hose"

"I Yam what I Yam"

I am not afriad to die, only to die without living.