BillyVance 35 #1 June 25, 2005 Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that? The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license and registration ready." The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license and registration, and he comes up clean. He gives the guy his license and registration back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down and the trooper smacks him in the head with the nightstick. The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger, baffled, says, "Huh?" The cop replies, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that dickhead would've tried that shit with me.'""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #2 June 25, 2005 haaaaahhahaLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #3 June 25, 2005 Welcome back, Billy. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 June 25, 2005 Thank you! It's a doozy! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
