GeordieSkydiver 0 #1 June 26, 2005 There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #2 June 26, 2005 bwaaaahaahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #4 June 26, 2005 so what did you say? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #5 June 26, 2005 Quote"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." Oh man!!!!!!!!! Still got tears coming from my eyes!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #6 June 26, 2005 hahahahahahahaha....oh man, that's a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #7 June 26, 2005 HA HA HA!!!! Can you say oh shit! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
