A quote I never thought I would hear

[IFallFast 0]

I was sitting at my computer, next to Kansaskydiver who is talking on the phone. And I here him say:

"she just put her hamburger in my balls." An odd enough quote, but odder when you consider the "she" is a Dog!!!

Just thought I would share with you all

I like Beans

[yardhippie 0]

overheard this weekend at Skydive Atlanta

"Why would you make his balls black, blue and purple?"
"I just wanted to."

No really. I heard it.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[happythoughts 0]

At Couch Freaks, they were setting up for the Chicken-Pooper contest and had the chicken in a cage near the mat. People kept walking by and messing with the chicken. (Chickens are not known for their calm demeanor anyway.) It was on the verge of psycho.

In order to let it calm down, we were told to "Quit fucking with the chicken or it won't poop".

I was relating this story a couple of days ago and the music was pretty loud, right until I quoted the last line. That's an attention-getter.

[airtwardo 7]

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At Couch Freaks, they were setting up for the Chicken-Pooper contest and had the chicken in a cage near the mat. People kept walking by and messing with the chicken. (Chickens are not known for their calm demeanor anyway.) It was on the verge of psycho.

In order to let it calm down, we were told to "Quit fucking with the chicken or it won't poop".


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I told a wuffo friend once..."I never win at Chicken Shit Bingo" ...

She said back...just because you don't win is no reason to think it's 'Chicken Shit'!!!


BUT... BUT... BUT .... ~IT IS!!~

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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