SuperKat 0 #1 June 28, 2005 Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives.. however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Apple Martini's and wine. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped at the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girls' night out have to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!! I'll kill the son of a b*&^% !!" "That's nothing", said the other husband. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her ass that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'." What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 June 28, 2005 Hehehehehehee...........gotta give props for that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #3 June 28, 2005 hehehehehe I know man. It's not a pants wetter but it's still funny. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
