Frenchy68 0 #1 June 28, 2005 I found my Bejesus!I left it behind last time I was in Europe. Thank god I found it. Now it's time to use it. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 June 28, 2005 QuoteNow it's time to use it. Make sure you apply Astro Glide liberally to avoid injury. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #3 June 28, 2005 1. You had to have lost it one of the other times you were there because you've been pissing and moaning about it for quite sometime. 2. We don't care what the hell you did with your bejesus. You can stick your stinking bejesus up your sexybitch French butt for all we care. 3. Have a nice day. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 June 28, 2005 QuoteI found my Bejesus Well its about time! Did you find mine too? Course my giveadamn is busted but well you know...that kinda goes with the territory Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 June 28, 2005 QuoteYou can stick your stinking bejesus up your sexybitch French butt for all we care. With or without Astro Glide! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #6 June 28, 2005 QuoteI found my Bejesus!I left it behind last time I was in Europe. Thank god I found it. Now it's time to use it. Nicky, are you bringing your Bejesus back to the U.S. because you know that I'll just it right out of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 June 28, 2005 QuoteNicky, are you bringing your Bejesus back to the U.S. because you know that I'll just it right out of you. Bwahhhhhhhh!! ROFL Oh promise me Rosa you won't slap mine though...I just don't think I could take it. I'm, I'm just a woman on the edge.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #8 June 28, 2005 QuoteBwahhhhhhhh!! ROFL Oh promise me Rosa you won't slap mine though...I just don't think I could take it. I'm, I'm just a woman on the edge.. Betsy, I would never slap you, not ever! I just Frenchy because...he's special. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #9 June 28, 2005 QuoteI just Frenchy because...he's special Oh indeed he is! In a short yellow bus kinda way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #10 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just Frenchy because...he's special Oh indeed he is! In a short yellow bus kinda way This is so funny because I think that Nick's asleep or something, so we can type all that we want to about him. I was actually thinking that he was special in a sexyfrenchbitch kind-of way, but your definition will also do. (I'll admit, though, he's a good friend...for a sexyfrenchbitch! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #11 June 28, 2005 Quoteasleep or something Its 4PM in Canne at the Porn film festival. I'd vote for "something".Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #12 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteasleep or something Its 4PM in Canne at the Porn film festival. I'd vote for "something". Something it is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #13 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI just Frenchy because...he's special Oh indeed he is! In a short yellow bus kinda way This is so funny because I think that Nick's asleep or something, so we can type all that we want to about him. Rosa, you've gotta stop doing that thinking thingie! I was just busy playing with my newlyfoundagain Bejesus. Clay, how do you use that Astroglide thing? Do you drink it or something? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 June 28, 2005 QuoteDo you drink it or something? Yes...........a quart will usually do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #15 June 28, 2005 QuoteClay, how do you use that Astroglide thing? Do you drink it or something? It's better if you snort it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #16 June 28, 2005 QuoteIt's better if you snort it I wouldn't recommend that with Head and Shoulders though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #17 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteClay, how do you use that Astroglide thing? Do you drink it or something? It's better if you snort it. I like the way you think! I also wonder if they make a suppository version of instant Bejesus... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #18 June 28, 2005 QuoteI also wonder if they make a suppository version of instant Bejesus... Don't mess with that stuff, man, it's only for professionals."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #19 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt's better if you snort it I wouldn't recommend that with Head and Shoulders though. Silly pixie... Everyone knows that not the proper use of H&S....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #20 June 28, 2005 QuoteSilly pixie... Everyone knows that not the proper use of H&S.... I stand corrected. But dude...thats just got to be uncomfortable!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 June 28, 2005 QuoteBut dude...thats just got to be uncomfortable!! I've been told that's the attraction of anal sex. Uncomfortable yet stimulating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #22 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteBut dude...thats just got to be uncomfortable!! I've been told that's the attraction of anal sex. Uncomfortable yet stimulating. Clay, they're talking about H&S, not T&A. Pay attention. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #23 June 28, 2005 QuoteClay, they're talking about H&S, not T&A. Pay attention Sigh.... NooBs.... they are such a pain sometimes.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 June 28, 2005 QuoteNooBs.... they are such a pain sometimes..... No DOUBT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #25 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteClay, they're talking about H&S, not T&A. Pay attention Sigh.... NooBs.... they are such a pain sometimes.....Sounds like you need to teach us all Do you have any seminars Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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bbarnhouse 0 #9 June 28, 2005 QuoteI just Frenchy because...he's special Oh indeed he is! In a short yellow bus kinda way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #10 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just Frenchy because...he's special Oh indeed he is! In a short yellow bus kinda way This is so funny because I think that Nick's asleep or something, so we can type all that we want to about him. I was actually thinking that he was special in a sexyfrenchbitch kind-of way, but your definition will also do. (I'll admit, though, he's a good friend...for a sexyfrenchbitch! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 June 28, 2005 Quoteasleep or something Its 4PM in Canne at the Porn film festival. I'd vote for "something".Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #12 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteasleep or something Its 4PM in Canne at the Porn film festival. I'd vote for "something". Something it is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #13 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI just Frenchy because...he's special Oh indeed he is! In a short yellow bus kinda way This is so funny because I think that Nick's asleep or something, so we can type all that we want to about him. Rosa, you've gotta stop doing that thinking thingie! I was just busy playing with my newlyfoundagain Bejesus. Clay, how do you use that Astroglide thing? Do you drink it or something? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 June 28, 2005 QuoteDo you drink it or something? Yes...........a quart will usually do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 June 28, 2005 QuoteClay, how do you use that Astroglide thing? Do you drink it or something? It's better if you snort it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #16 June 28, 2005 QuoteIt's better if you snort it I wouldn't recommend that with Head and Shoulders though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #17 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteClay, how do you use that Astroglide thing? Do you drink it or something? It's better if you snort it. I like the way you think! I also wonder if they make a suppository version of instant Bejesus... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 June 28, 2005 QuoteI also wonder if they make a suppository version of instant Bejesus... Don't mess with that stuff, man, it's only for professionals."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #19 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt's better if you snort it I wouldn't recommend that with Head and Shoulders though. Silly pixie... Everyone knows that not the proper use of H&S....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 June 28, 2005 QuoteSilly pixie... Everyone knows that not the proper use of H&S.... I stand corrected. But dude...thats just got to be uncomfortable!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 June 28, 2005 QuoteBut dude...thats just got to be uncomfortable!! I've been told that's the attraction of anal sex. Uncomfortable yet stimulating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #22 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteBut dude...thats just got to be uncomfortable!! I've been told that's the attraction of anal sex. Uncomfortable yet stimulating. Clay, they're talking about H&S, not T&A. Pay attention. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #23 June 28, 2005 QuoteClay, they're talking about H&S, not T&A. Pay attention Sigh.... NooBs.... they are such a pain sometimes.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 June 28, 2005 QuoteNooBs.... they are such a pain sometimes..... No DOUBT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #25 June 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteClay, they're talking about H&S, not T&A. Pay attention Sigh.... NooBs.... they are such a pain sometimes.....Sounds like you need to teach us all Do you have any seminars Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
