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QuoteIf I somehow convinced you to come out to the toy store... would this be your pre-second time?
[sarcasm]Oh, no... I frequent adult toy stores all the time.
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Yeah, so I have been to a strip club before... and I'm not exactly an
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But I can honestly say I've never had a reason to check out adult toy stores. Unless we're talking Outdoor supply or hardware stores, cause who doesn't like a good hardware store [Tim Allen Voice] Arr Arh ARRHH![/Tim Allen Voice]
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
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Well, I think I skeered him off, my job here is done...
Not yet... just busy elsewhere...
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
QuoteAwww, thanks Clay... I'm not feeling the love here in the States...
If you buy me dinner and a few cockatillios I'm sure you can feel my love any time you want.
QuoteIf you buy me dinner and a few cockatillios I'm sure you can feel my love any time you want.
How bout a beer and a couple of cheeseburgers from Mickey D's?
QuoteBut I can honestly say I've never had a reason to check out adult toy stores.
Hmmm... interesting... I think that everyone should visit an adult toy store at least ONCE in their life...and I do believe I want to be the one to corrupt you...
QuoteSuper Sized?
Baby we can supa dupa size that order and I'll even buy you a nice cold Colt 45...
QuoteBaby we can supa dupa size that order and I'll even buy you a nice cold Colt 45...
Wow.............you really know how to get into a guy's pants. Take me I am yours.
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QuoteWow.............you really know how to get into a guy's pants.
Yeah, because once you've had a super duper sized McD's meal, the top button wouldn't button anyway. Might as well take 'em off.
Hmmmm . . . I shall have to remember that . . .
well yea. if the pants dont fit, you must expose it!
hell Id go. Im not scared, but alas, Im not there yet. Maybe next time.
hell Id go. Im not scared, but alas, Im not there yet. Maybe next time.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
QuoteHmmmm . . . I shall have to remember that . . .
Naughty naughty girl!
kelel01 1
That's me!
QuoteThat's me!
I know............and I think you may need a spanking by Jumpchikk and TeamJenn1. I'll just watch and try not to touch myself.........a lot.
QuoteQuoteHmmmm . . . I shall have to remember that . . .
Naughty naughty girl!
she might be naughty. but she does smell bad.
shower Kelly! shower a lot!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
kelel01 1
I hate you, yardhippie.
I did shower! I got the cinnamon Ben-Gay smell off, I swear!
And now I smell like a flower.
I did shower! I got the cinnamon Ben-Gay smell off, I swear!
And now I smell like a flower.
QuoteI know............and I think you may need a spanking by Jumpchikk and TeamJenn1. I'll just watch and try not to touch myself.........a lot.
If I can get Jenn to come with me Friday, we can tag team Kelly with a spanking...
kelel01 1
Why are we having difficulty getting Jenn to come? 
Hehe . . . I said "come".
Hehe . . . I said "come".
Soft and genital... the way it should be...
Well, I think I skeered him off, my job here is done...
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