boinky 0 #1 June 29, 2005 Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. 1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. 2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. 3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. 4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. 5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. 6. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. 7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 June 29, 2005 Quote 7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggg! dammit, that was close. but at least my eyeball didnt pop out! the little voice in my head told me to press 1, is that bad? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #3 June 29, 2005 Quotethe little voice in my head told me to press 1, is that bad? Hmmm...that depends. Did you talk back to or argue with the voice? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
