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BillyVance

Saturday afternoon

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Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. Amanda from next door was so upset at this, that she came over and shouted "you should be hung."

I took a slug from my bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my Oakley sunglasses, stared directly at this nosey woman and calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts my grass."

After a few days I felt badly so I went and bought my sweetie a riding mower just to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got, that I have attached a picture.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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