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kelel01

Are you good at/do you enjoy dirty talk?

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I just got home from running and turned on the t.v. and realized I missed Sex in the City... This stupid Gilligan's Island is on...:(

Talking dirty depends on the mood I'm in... I would rather talk smack over email than on the phone...;)



what about in public?... are you a dirty little girl?!!!:o

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I just got home from running and turned on the t.v. and realized I missed Sex in the City... This stupid Gilligan's Island is on...:(

Talking dirty depends on the mood I'm in... I would rather talk smack over email than on the phone...;)



what about in public?... are you a dirty little girl?!!!:o



ooh Kelly shoulda clarified, she meant to human girls, talking to your dog doesnt count [:/] sorry dude :D
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Dirty talk is funny. Not as funny as when a normal chick tries unsuccessfully to make porn star faces (rolling eyes, lolling tongue, etc...that's just flat out hilarious :D) but funny nonetheless. A little can be pretty cool, but it seems pretty easy to go over the top at which point I have a hard time not laughing. :D (a mood-killer for some women :S).

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Heeeeyy Kele my sweet little love muffin.
Let me give your @*#&#&^ a nice little &^$#%%@ and then I'm going to &$^%#% your nice, tight *#&$%. Then I want to see your %$##@*#* shining in the moonlight while I #@$#% your *$#&#%#% and turn your headboard into the Pearly Gates!:P:P:P Humadee Humadee!!
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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Ok, I'm now going to have to admit that it makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because there are so many words typically used in dirty talk that I just don't like. :D I even call the gynecologist the "hoo-ha doctor". :D

And I agree with Dave . . . sometimes when it goes overboard, it's very difficult not to laugh. :D

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ROFLMAO!

ok Kelly. Tell us where the bad man touched you.

:D:D:D:D

an actual quote from last weekend, after she proclaimed she hated the word "penis", but liked the work "Kumquat".

love ya kel! B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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How can anyone not like the word kumquat?

"Oooh, yeah, baby, lemme taste your kumquat . . ." :D Now THAT'S hot!

And Remi . . . I think you have a point there. But I still call it that. I would like to meet someone who calls it the "pussy doctor", though. :D

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How can anyone not like the word kumquat?

"Oooh, yeah, baby, lemme taste your kumquat . . ." :D Now THAT'S hot!

And Remi . . . I think you have a point there. But I still call it that. I would like to meet someone who calls it the "pussy doctor", though. :D



You did meet someone who calls it that. ~Remi. LOL!

Im goin to bring a Kumquat next time Im in ATL! :o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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