PASTA Diet!

[BillyVance 35]

PASTA DIET - IT REALLY WORKS !!

1) Walk pasta da bakery.
2) Walk pasta da candy store.
3) Walk pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) Walk pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!

AND...... IF YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION :
Eat and drink what you like. Apparently speaking English is what kills you.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[AggieDave 6]

Huh.

You know that for a few years I've been practicing street Judo?


Judo no if I's got a knife
Judo no if I's got a gun
Judo no if I's got a taser
Judo no whats I got.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Icon134 0]

Its Stress that's killing our A$$es... ...

well ok, maybe just me...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[GARYC24 3]

What do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta!

[chuckbrown 0]

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Its Stress that's killing our A$$es... ...

That's exactly what some recent medical studies are concluding; stress increases the aging process. Researchers are finding that those with the longest life spans have a better ability to cope with stress.