Girlfalldown 0 #1 June 30, 2005 It seems like I've been making an ass out of myself on accident a lot lately. I was at lunch the other day with a friend and we were talking about cold call sales people and I was telling her that usually when they pop their heads into my office I say "go away". Well right when I was telling her the waitress had come to see if she could pick up our plates and I just happened to say the "GO AWAY" part right then and she thought I was talking to her so she kind of jumps and goes to walk away. I tried to backpeddal and said No, no, not you! But I don't think she understood. I was embarrassed and felt really bad but she never came back to the table for me to apologize. Then I was telling the story to my coworker and sure enough someone pops their head in my office as I'm saying the "go away" part and they jump and hurry off. DOH! Did it again. Then last night I was in the chatroom and someone was trying to exit using the DOOR feature and it wasn't working so I was just sort of helping them along and kicked them out, only I hit the wrong line and kicked someone else out by mistake. DOH! I think the ass-making-fairies are out to get me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 June 30, 2005 you were not youre usual chipper self last night. you missed all the nekkid fun!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 June 30, 2005 QuoteI think the ass-making-fairies are out to get me. Do they use a mold to make those asses? Are they white-girl or black-girl booties? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteI think the ass-making-fairies are out to get me. Do they use a mold to make those asses? Are they white-girl or black-girl booties? Ghetto baby, ghetto. I wouldn't mind if I had a shelf. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 June 30, 2005 tea cup bootie? Oh yeah! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 June 30, 2005 Quoteyou were not youre usual chipper self last night. you missed all the nekkid fun! Well I'm back today nekkid as ever. Of course the chatroom's empty now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 June 30, 2005 I picked up a phone call today (it came in on the other line in my office....) and in order to pick it up I have to press a button... which as it turns out activates the speaker phone... So, when I saw who it was I muttered "Awe, F*ck!" so I pick it up and she proceeds to say "I Heard that!" Oops! I proceeded to explain that the comment wasn't personal... her call was merely timed poorly (which was the truth... considering she called me right before lunch.) but yeah... I'm good at making and ass of myself sometimes... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 June 30, 2005 Yup, sounds like something I'd do. One time my boss sent me an email to pay some of our out of the country vendors and in the heading he put "pay these (enter derogatory word here)". Well I missed the heading and as always, I forwarded the email info to our clients after I made the wire transfer to let them know, without changing the subject line. oops... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uponone 0 #9 June 30, 2005 I was drunk last week at a biker bar and my vision was a little off. A girl came up to me wearing a moo-moo shirt and tight pants which made her belly look quite round. She asked me for a cig and I felt like I was doing the right thing by saying "no you shouldn't be smokeing". Shortly after this a large biker dude walked up to me and asked if I called his wife fat, which in my drunken state I couldn't think of anything smart to say so I said "no I didn't call her fat I just though she was pregnant". God I'm stupid when I'm drunk. If it wasn't for my fast talking friends I would have gotten my ass beat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 June 30, 2005 LOL! That reminds me of a story about when my mom went to the store and the woman in front of her was really pregnant and my mom asked when she was due and she said in a month or something. Then she asked my mom when she was due. My mom just laughed it off but man she was pissed when she got home. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 June 30, 2005 I remember being in the 5th grade, and the teacher (who was an asshole, by the way) was writing our in-class assignment on the board. Something about writing a 3 page essay. I thought to myself "3 fucking pages!!" (yeah, I already knew a lot of cuss words back then) and thought I was holding up 3 fingers, then I look at my hand and I'm actually flipping the birdie at my teacher behind his back! I thought I heard a classmate whisper furiously "BILLY!!" but I retracted my hand before the teacher turned back around... whew! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #12 June 30, 2005 Quote...when they pop their heads into my office I say "go away". ... I think the ass-making-fairies are out to get me. No. You had it right in the Subject line. AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,107 #13 June 30, 2005 Then there was this one time, at Rantoul . . . We were all getting used to the Muff Brothers antics. Every time they'd get on the plane (usually late) they'd yell "Make way for the Muff Brothers!" and we'd reply "Fuck the Muff Brothers!" Then, on one load, a tandem was late getting on. "Make way for the tandem!" said someone by the tailgate. "Fuck the tandem!" we all yelled. The woman, a 40 year old local, was horrified. The TM smoothed it over as best he could. Then an FAA guy wanted to fly with us to see what it was all about. So the loader walked him out to a Skyvan load, and yelled "Hey! Make way for an FAA guy!" "Fuck the FAA guy!" we all yelled. And we wonder why the FAA gives us grief sometimes . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou were not youre usual chipper self last night. you missed all the nekkid fun! Well I'm back today nekkid as ever. Of course the chatroom's empty now. mmmm. nekkid. im glad your back to your postwhored nekkidity. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 June 30, 2005 QuoteWell I'm back today nekkid as ever. Send Nekkid Pics!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #16 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteWell I'm back today nekkid as ever. Send Nekkid Pics!!! You want more? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 June 30, 2005 YES!! and this time.. Less floppers and more whistlers.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 June 30, 2005 QuoteYES!! and this time.. Less floppers and more whistlers.. Then I'm going to need something sockless. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 June 30, 2005 QuoteThen I'm going to need something sockless. Careful what you ask for. (And That was My TUCAN!! Not a sock!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #20 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteThen I'm going to need something sockless. Careful what you ask for. (And That was My TUCAN!! Not a sock!!) Well whatever it was is was just WRONG WRONG WRONG! I guess a sock would be too small for that huh? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 July 1, 2005 No worries............I make an ass out of myself all the time. I'm a professional though. Maybe you just need a little more training to make sure you do it right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 July 1, 2005 I'm constantly making an ass of myself. I did it today at my flight school, though I can't remember what I said... Oh wait I remember...I was blowing my radio calls all day..."Auburn traffic, Cherokee 2-1-mike is 5 miles out; crossing mid-field at one thousand five hundred, will be entering the pattern to....to....() land on runway 34. Auburn." So when I close out my stuff at the front desk, I motion over to the Unicom receiver behind them, and I say, "Yeah I bet you guys were laughing at my lame-ass radio calls all day." To which they replied, "Oh no, new pilots always have interesting calls" and I say, "Every time I say 'landing' it's like 'No shit, you're in the air, what else are you gonna do with a runway?' Ok stupid, omit the word 'landing' when you call turning onto base for 34..." -Apparently, they thought that I meant that my instructor was calling me stupid for saying that, and it made her look bad... My dry sense of humor has people thinking I'm the mother of all bitches on many occasions. I'll say something straight-faced like, "Boy, that was a fuck up and a half, wasn't it?" to someone, and they look all horrified until I try to come back with "Just kidding! For the love of Pete, I'm just freaking kidding!" Guess I should try to change.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 July 1, 2005 My all-time favorite was when I went to a party at a friend's house. A couple walked in and I noticed the girl was on crutches. I went up to her and asked if she had broken her leg or something. Just as I got the last syllable out, I noticed that she was missing one of her feet. I wanted to crawl under the nearest rock. In hindsight, I should have apologized and asked her to dance! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 July 1, 2005 Quote...My dry sense of humor has people thinking I'm the mother of all bitches on many occasions. I'll say something straight-faced like, "Boy, that was a fuck up and a half, wasn't it?" to someone, and they look all horrified until I try to come back with "Just kidding! For the love of Pete, I'm just freaking kidding!" Guess I should try to change. Boy can I relae to that! Too many occasions where it got me an unintentional Asshat Award. It's only humorous sarcasm people!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
