sinker 0 #1 June 30, 2005 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161155,00.html whew I feel so much better about myself now -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #2 June 30, 2005 Quotehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161155,00.html whew I feel so much better about myself now Whew, bud. I always thought of myself as "average." It turns out though that I'm actually quite hung. Good to know! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #3 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuotehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161155,00.html whew I feel so much better about myself now Whew, bud. I always thought of myself as "average." It turns out though that I'm actually quite hung. Good to know! I think you were making the same mistake as me. Did you always compare your self to porno stars? I know I did and thought wow mine is just a bit bigger?I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 June 30, 2005 Quotehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161155,00.html whew I feel so much better about myself now if I didnt know better I would assume you were listening to howard stern today. they dicussed this topic in detail today !HAHAH! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 June 30, 2005 Actually, I'd watch the pornos and think "Boy, that's sloppy. Bet it would be tight with me though." It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #6 June 30, 2005 It's usually cold on porn sets, and they usually don't have clothes on to keep them warm. That's why they may be a bit smaller than you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dvdcoon 0 #7 June 30, 2005 Real men don't care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #8 June 30, 2005 QuoteReal men don't admit they care. Yup.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerock 1 #9 June 30, 2005 I heard that some other survey said that men estimate the average penis at about 8-10 inches where as women estimate the average penis at 4 inches....WHERE'D IT ALL GO!?! -R Quotehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161155,00.html whew I feel so much better about myself now You be the king and I'll overthrow your government. --KRS-ONE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 June 30, 2005 Interesting read I guess but it leaves me with one question. If you were going to measure your penis........why would you measure it while flaccid? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 June 30, 2005 Some of us are growers, not showers, yet go swimming once. Climb out of the water, and the showers get all the attention. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 June 30, 2005 QuoteSome of us are growers, not showers, yet go swimming once. Climb out of the water, and the showers get all the attention. ___________________________ I'm talkin' serious shrinkage here! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnnyboydan 0 #13 June 30, 2005 It's not that real men don't care; but here is a better way of putting. If anyone ever asks who are you going to please with that thing. Your answer should be ME! Come on: how do you make a whore moan? don't pay her! I always would have known if my first wife cheated on me, How? If she ever started talking about having a orgazism I would know it wasn't me, but I got mine. Oh why did I have to think of that bitch. johnnyboy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 June 30, 2005 QuoteIt's not that real men don't care; but here is a better way of putting. If anyone ever asks who are you going to please with that thing. Your answer should be ME! Come on: how do you make a whore moan? don't pay her! I always would have known if my first wife cheated on me, How? If she ever started talking about having a orgazism I would know it wasn't me, but I got mine. Oh why did I have to think of that bitch. _________________________________ I got mine... you, get your-gasm! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #15 July 1, 2005 Quotewhy would you measure it while flaccid? to judge how effectivly you can do the penis helicopter. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #16 July 1, 2005 Quotehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161155,00.html whew I feel so much better about myself now I don't have to under/overestimate my penis size. I posted it on dz.com for all to see. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #17 July 1, 2005 wow 1.6 inches, even i can beat that! this article does make me feel better hahaha. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #18 July 1, 2005 QuoteQuotehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161155,00.html whew I feel so much better about myself now if I didnt know better I would assume you were listening to howard stern today. they dicussed this topic in detail today !HAHAH! alright, you caught me... i'm a closet howard fan... (I'm so ashamed) -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #19 July 1, 2005 QuoteReal men don't care. This fits here Male Sensitivity Test 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss an NBA Playoff Game. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just ! had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends," B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep," C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.! " 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you mastur bate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DAI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #20 July 1, 2005 Dude, your mom could have told you that. She tells me all the time.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #21 July 1, 2005 QuoteDude, your mom could have told you that. She tells me all the time.[/repl did you make that up all by yourself? I'm so proud of you. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites christoofar 0 #22 July 1, 2005 Male Sensitivity Test - christoofar's answer's 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: C. You don't miss an NBA Playoff Game. GO SPURS GO!!!! 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: D. Better if you let the Mop 'N Glo set before you break it in. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just ! had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: B. Not a problem, she can join your gym [chris: provided that she wears a skimpy top] 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. D. mostly gay. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: B. Primer is to paint. 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends, (with benefits 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you mastur bate: C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 July 1, 2005 Quote9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends," B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep," C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.! " I'll go with D. I've got caller ID. Quit calling here bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #24 July 1, 2005 QuoteI'll go with D. I've got caller ID. Quit calling here bitch! Oddly enough, I answered my phone a bit ago and got a "I dialed the wrong number" and a hang up-I looked at the number and it was the ex-wife's-weirdI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #25 July 1, 2005 Everybody knows that pee-pee sizes are in three grades (Ref NASA urine cuffs during Apollo Program): 1. Extra Large 2. Immense 3. Unbelievable mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
christoofar 0 #22 July 1, 2005 Male Sensitivity Test - christoofar's answer's 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: C. You don't miss an NBA Playoff Game. GO SPURS GO!!!! 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: D. Better if you let the Mop 'N Glo set before you break it in. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just ! had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: B. Not a problem, she can join your gym [chris: provided that she wears a skimpy top] 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. D. mostly gay. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: B. Primer is to paint. 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends, (with benefits 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you mastur bate: C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 July 1, 2005 Quote9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends," B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep," C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.! " I'll go with D. I've got caller ID. Quit calling here bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #24 July 1, 2005 QuoteI'll go with D. I've got caller ID. Quit calling here bitch! Oddly enough, I answered my phone a bit ago and got a "I dialed the wrong number" and a hang up-I looked at the number and it was the ex-wife's-weirdI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #25 July 1, 2005 Everybody knows that pee-pee sizes are in three grades (Ref NASA urine cuffs during Apollo Program): 1. Extra Large 2. Immense 3. Unbelievable mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
