VanillaSkyGirl 6 #1 June 30, 2005 Ok, this is something inspired from another thread to make us all giggle... Question: How many Paige's can fit onto this (see attachment) portable pole? Psst...Paige, sell your old tunnel suit to me, and you can use the $ to buy the pole and find out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 June 30, 2005 Is a Portable Pole anything like a Detachable Penis? Because we should write a song about it if it is..."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 June 30, 2005 I'm guessing 3 or 4.... you DID mean vertically, right? As in, stacked one on top of another? *thinking Kosovo might not be far enough away after Pocket Paige reads this one... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #4 June 30, 2005 QuoteIs a Portable Pole anything like a Detachable Penis? Because we should write a song about it if it is... It's her nickname. Paige is small in size (although taller than I am ), so she is called Pocket Paige and Portable Paige! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #5 June 30, 2005 QuoteOk, this is something inspired from another thread to make us all giggle... Psst...Paige, sell your old tunnel suit to me, and you can use the $ to buy the pole and find out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I've lost a ton of weight since my accident too so maybe the number has risen If I want the $800 suit I just bought to last, I need another one for coaching If I wouldn't be ruining such a nice suit with sponsors info, I'd sell it in a heart beat. Sorry Ro Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteIs a Portable Pole anything like a Detachable Penis? Because we should write a song about it if it is... It's her nickname. Paige is small in size (although taller than I am ), so she is called Pocket Paige and Portable Paige! Oh, I know, but we're not talking about a Portable Paige, but a Portable Pole, which makes me think of entirely different things! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #7 June 30, 2005 Depends where the pole is - put the pole in the wind tunnel and I'm sure Paige could find some creative positions to be fit quite a few Portable Paige's on the pole. Upright Paige, Headdown Paige, hmm the possibilities... I need to find a pole to bring into the wind tunnel! Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 June 30, 2005 QuoteIs a Portable Pole anything like a Detachable Penis? Because we should write a song about it if it is... OMG... I was just thinking about that song earlier this week. Im thinikin we can get 4-5 Paiges on there!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 June 30, 2005 That's ok, Paige. However, if you ever get that pole, PLEASE bring it over this way when you come to Cali. I want to see how that works! We can even both play on it. (I used to climb and am very good at balance-type movements, so it'll be fun.) We can even bring the Barbies along...good times! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 June 30, 2005 Quote We can even both play on it............good times! Oh yeah... good times allright! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #11 June 30, 2005 I am going with Six Sexy Paiges. And because I am a nice guy, I will even volunteer to help arrange said Sexy Paiges on the pole and also help count them as well. Six sexy Paiges Dancing on a pole Stack as many high and low Simply is our goal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #12 June 30, 2005 ok, well i've never meet Paige in person, but from what i hear she's kinda small (hence the reason for the this pole... or poll i mean). so i took my best guess at proportioning her to the pole, and i came up with 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 June 30, 2005 That's so freaking hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #14 June 30, 2005 omg Thanks for assisting my non-photo editing friendly ass with that. I love it!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #15 June 30, 2005 QuoteSix sexy Paiges Dancing on a pole Stack as many high and low Simply is our goal That's a good one , I think I may have to rearrange the sig line and try to shrink that photo down to avitar size! Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #16 June 30, 2005 did i get the proportions right? i was guessing that to be an 8 foot ceiling, figure you're about 3 feet or so, leave a little room for mathematical error and roughly 3 of you per side of the pole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #17 June 30, 2005 Personally, I don't think you should be concerned with a pole at the tunnel Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #18 June 30, 2005 Quotedid i get the proportions right? i was guessing that to be an 8 foot ceiling, figure you're about 3 feet or so, leave a little room for mathematical error and roughly 3 of you per side of the pole 3 feet or 5'2" it's all the same when you are this short I like being small, portable is the name of the game Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #19 June 30, 2005 Can I please use your pic on the PMTS Site for my Mafia Madness photo album featuring pics of me ? I LOVE IT Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #20 June 30, 2005 yeah my gf is about your height. she's a tiny one. i love being able to pick up a woman with little to no effort. it let's you put more effort into other activities Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #21 June 30, 2005 We need to market and sell those puppies to the tunnels...Paige's Portable Poles! PPP ~ the pole of the future flyer! Too bad that it's not child user-friendly...or we could tell the kids, that it's just for tunnel tricks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BGill 0 #22 June 30, 2005 Quote Can I please use your pic on the PMTS Site for my Mafia Madness photo album featuring pics of me ? Blush I LOVE IT absotively posolutely! hmm, maybe i could get rid of those stupid words in the background... lemme edit it up a bit first... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #23 June 30, 2005 Geez...you are 2" taller than I am! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #24 June 30, 2005 QuoteWe need to market and sell those puppies to the tunnels...Paige's Portable Poles! PPP ~ the pole of the future flyer! Too bad that it's not child user-friendly...or we could tell the kids, that it's just for tunnel tricks! Rosa, I think we're on to a million $ idea here I'm sure we can con some hot guy into making adverts for us much like the one in this thread. If we can dream it Thanks for the post babe, with the rain outside I really needed this pick me up! U ROCK!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #25 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuote Can I please use your pic on the PMTS Site for my Mafia Madness photo album featuring pics of me ? Blush I LOVE IT absotively posolutely! hmm, maybe i could get rid of those stupid words in the background... lemme edit it up a bit first... Did you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I wish I could be Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #21 June 30, 2005 We need to market and sell those puppies to the tunnels...Paige's Portable Poles! PPP ~ the pole of the future flyer! Too bad that it's not child user-friendly...or we could tell the kids, that it's just for tunnel tricks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #22 June 30, 2005 Quote Can I please use your pic on the PMTS Site for my Mafia Madness photo album featuring pics of me ? Blush I LOVE IT absotively posolutely! hmm, maybe i could get rid of those stupid words in the background... lemme edit it up a bit first... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #23 June 30, 2005 Geez...you are 2" taller than I am! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #24 June 30, 2005 QuoteWe need to market and sell those puppies to the tunnels...Paige's Portable Poles! PPP ~ the pole of the future flyer! Too bad that it's not child user-friendly...or we could tell the kids, that it's just for tunnel tricks! Rosa, I think we're on to a million $ idea here I'm sure we can con some hot guy into making adverts for us much like the one in this thread. If we can dream it Thanks for the post babe, with the rain outside I really needed this pick me up! U ROCK!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #25 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuote Can I please use your pic on the PMTS Site for my Mafia Madness photo album featuring pics of me ? Blush I LOVE IT absotively posolutely! hmm, maybe i could get rid of those stupid words in the background... lemme edit it up a bit first... Did you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I wish I could be Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
