Random Banter from the BASE world...

[RhondaLea 4]

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...is my new most favorite guy in the whole world.

Fickle bastard.

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A free shirt wasn't enough. He had to send me Outrage too and it's a blast.

Thanks man. You're too kind brother.

I got my copy on a sad, sick, rainy day. I was miserable, but cheered up immediately when I got the mail.

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I put some chick in Florida in her place for you the other day too. She said you had a carapace tattooed on your head. I gave it to her straight..."Wrong bitch...It's a turtle shell".

You can't even quote yourself accurately. You called me an idiot, you idiot.

Best exercise some caution, or I'll sic my new boyfriend on ya.

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She hurt me in return.

I can walk again already but the scars will be there for a long time.

Will you ever learn not to lead with your chin? There. All better.

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Thanks Avery...You da man.

In spite of the nonsense above, this really is intended to be a thank you from me as well. Truly well done. Kudos to Avery, Jimmy and Jerri, and their all-star cast.

rl

edit for thread title ~TA

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[leroydb 0]

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You can't even quote yourself accurately. You called me an idiot, you idiot.

carefull tom might send us all to purgatory, that smells of a personal attack eh?
lol joking

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[Skinflicka 0]

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Best exercise some caution, or I'll sic my new boyfriend on ya.

rl

I'm not scared of Dennis. He pees into a bottle for Christ's sake. What kind of real man can fit his cock in a bottle?

Good luck with that boyfriend. At least you won't need to buy any more dental floss.

Carapace indeed!

$kin.

Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

[truckerbase 0]

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Best exercise some caution, or I'll sic my new boyfriend on ya.

rl

I'm not scared of Dennis. He pees into a bottle for Christ's sake. What kind of real man can fit his cock in a bottle?

Good luck with that boyfriend. At least you won't need to buy any more dental floss.

Carapace indeed!

Well, actually, Jase, I pee into a Mason Jar...But youre clearly jealous of Rhonda's and my happiness...thats ok, we'll still invite you to the wedding. You have to admit...she's very pretty. Just look at her avatar.

[RhondaLea 4]

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Well, actually, Jase, I pee into a Mason Jar...But youre clearly jealous of Rhonda's and my happiness...thats ok, we'll still invite you to the wedding.

Someone has to walk me down the aisle. Who better?

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You have to admit...she's very pretty. Just look at her avatar.

You owe me a new keyboard, Dennis. I spat darjeeling all over this one.

I'm going back to the high diving kitty now--Baby sees herself here and thinks she famous--but there are other, better avatars to come.

Hugs n pictures,
rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[truckerbase 0]

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Well, actually, Jase, I pee into a Mason Jar...But youre clearly jealous of Rhonda's and my happiness...thats ok, we'll still invite you to the wedding.

Someone has to walk me down the aisle. Who better?

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You have to admit...she's very pretty. Just look at her avatar.

You owe me a new keyboard, Dennis. I spat darjeeling all over this one.

I'm going back to the high diving kitty now--Baby sees herself here and thinks she famous--but there are other, better avatars to come.

Hugs n pictures,
rl

If you want to put a picture of your pussy on the internet, Rhonda, thats just fine with me. That will draw far more interest ....than....any....other, ummm....picture.

[Skinflicka 0]

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If you want to put a picture of your pussy on the internet, Rhonda, thats just fine with me. That will draw far more interest ....than....any....other, ummm....picture.

Having already seen Rhonda's pussy (in her avatar) I have to say that my interest was piqued a little more by this one which I recently removed from the back of a milk carton in Croatia. Rather than the standard "Have you seen this child" title I was amused to read the heading "Free to good home".

Although I have to say ending an advertisement with "minute genitals but other than that, fully functional" is a little harsh for such a young chap.

$kin.

Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

[truckerbase 0]

Too bad the photo didnt post, (s)kinfuck(l)er. Better luck next time with your internet skills. Goober.

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[base515 0]

I guess that night of debauchery me and Blair had planned for you the next time you are in town is off. What kind of Fuc"king wanker has a girlfriend??????????????

Ps Happy F*uck the British day. No offense to any Brits on here Of Course

May we live long and die out

[truckerbase 0]

From what Im told, Brits can take care of herself just fine. Her offense would rapidly become the need for your defense. Good luck, there.

I already showed Blair how many girls I can handle in one night. Im a man. Im sure Rhonda will let me show you, too, next time Im through.

[base515 0]

I already showed Blair how many girls I can handle in one night. Im a man. Im sure Rhonda will let me show you, too, next time Im through.

[truckerbase 0]

Uhhh...who brought home the most "scream my name" t-shirts?????? RAAAAAAAAAAAC!!!! Thats right, alex....we have a winner! ME!!!

doesnt matter who I got them from..........

[RhondaLea 4]

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Im sure Rhonda will let me show you, too, next time Im through.

You sound so sure.

Boys, boys, this thread was supposed to be a thank you to Avery.

Sheesh! I'm beginning to feel a thread hijack waiting to happen.



rl

[truckerbase 0]

um. Thank you Avery.

[base515 0]

We'll see how well you handle the two female Baboons in my closet big boy.

They're fed a costant diet of Mescaline/Shrooms and Cialis straight from Blairs stash!!(the Cialis that is)

Man! are their butts red!!!

May we live long and die out

[TomAiello 26]

I am sooooo considering splitting everything after the first post off this thread, and sending it to the bonfire for the skydivers to read...

-- Tom Aiello

Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com
SnakeRiverBASE.com

[base515 0]

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I am sooooo considering splitting everything after the first post off this thread, and sending it to the bonfire for the skydivers to read...

Before you do,,
BASE704 Told me to say that LeroyDB is a "Malaka"
Which is Greek for: Someone who has jacked off sooo.. much, they have made theirself stupid

May we live long and die out

[JaapSuter 0]

And just to give it one last nudge towards the bonfire:

Ordinary masturbation is so Ben and Jerry's!

[truckerbase 0]

YaaaaaaaaY!!! Bonfire!!! We get the Bonfire!!!!!...............Whats the bonfire?

This was fun. Happy fourth everyone. Normally, I have to drive, post, and jerk off all at the same time...but tonight im in a hotel room trapped in alabama with beer...so for once Im not driving.

WoooHooo, Bonfire!!!!! Who's tOm aIEllo? (falls over)..........

[TomAiello 26]

Right, then, to the Bonfire we go...

-- Tom Aiello

Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com
SnakeRiverBASE.com

[NWFlyer 2]

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I am sooooo considering splitting everything after the first post off this thread, and sending it to the bonfire for the skydivers to read...

It's so much more fun when we lurk on you in the BASE forum, though.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[truckerbase 0]

I agree. Tom has no sense of humor, no sense of esprit de corp, no sense of family. He does not understand "core". Sad. Thats ok, we'll love each other anyway. I assume tom feels left out, so....TomAielloTomAielloTomAielloTomAiello....

See Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[TomAiello 26]

Dennis, that's so sweet. I can feel the hot man-on-man loving already, all the way from the backwoods of Alabama.

Let's just not tell my wife, ok?

-- Tom Aiello

Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com
SnakeRiverBASE.com

[Zennie 0]

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Right, then, to the Bonfire we go...

What did the Bonfire do to deserve us?

Oh, and Tom, you left out Skin's initial post which started all this silliness in the first place.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[RhondaLea 4]

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Right, then, to the Bonfire we go...

Oh, and Tom, you left out Skin's initial post which started all this silliness in the first place.

My sentiments exactly. Skin will be unbearable now that he's pulled off this little coup.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb