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There once was a girl in a slump,
she was itchin for lack of a jump,
though skydiving is bitchin,
and it might cure her itchin,
what she needed was a really good HUMP!:P

Hope you get both girl!
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***Sounds like a job for BOB

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HELLLLOOOO!! Now your
talking! I'm a BOB and I
have been called a dick before.
OOOOO Pick me,
pick me
pleeeaaaaaaasseeeee!!:S:S

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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I'm a poet and I like pie.

Seriously, I need to jump.



:( This mean your still grounded? How much longer?



I don't know and it's making me cringe!
another month? Then I'll go on a binge!
one step forward another two back
I wonder sometimes if I'm on the right track.

Why is everything I say rhyming?
Maybe its just my lousy ole timing
or it could be the wine.
really, everythings fine.

I just won a texas poker tournament
with the help of my friend, without him I am shit.
came in first out of thirty-six I think
So thank you so much, 1/3 of team Jank!

Drunk posting is bad m-kay?
I'm going to hit the hay

Peace out. Oh yeah oh god oh fuck.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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There once was a girl in a slump,
she was itchin for lack of a jump,
though skydiving is bitchin,
and it might cure her itchin,
what she needed was a really good HUMP!:P



That's so fuckin' beautiful!
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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