Girlfalldown 0 #1 July 6, 2005 If masturbation causes blindness but I get someone else to masturbate me do they go blind or do I? Also, who get's the hairy palms? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 July 6, 2005 Whats masturbation?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 July 6, 2005 QuoteWhats masturbation? Turn on your webcam and I'll walk you through it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 July 6, 2005 I think it's only touching *yourself* that makes you go blind. Touching someone else makes babies. Unless you're touching another girl in which case you're going straight to hell. Isn't that how it's taught in bible camp? (Can I really derail a thread to Speakers Corner this quickly? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #5 July 6, 2005 QuoteIf masturbation causes blindness but I get someone else to maturbate me do they go blind or do I? Also, who get's the hairy palms? what is maturbate? You know it is a slow day at the office when i am making spelling corrections.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #6 July 6, 2005 QuoteI think it's only touching *yourself* that makes you go blind. Touching someone else makes babies. Unless you're touching another girl in which case you're going straight to hell. Isn't that how it's taught in bible camp? (Can I really derail a thread to Speakers Corner this quickly? Why would you rub your own eyeball? I'm confused. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 July 6, 2005 QuoteI'll walk you through it. It involves walking? Damm... no can do with my bum leg...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 July 6, 2005 QuoteI think it's only touching *yourself* that makes you go blind. Touching someone else makes babies. Unless you're touching another girl in which case you're going straight to hell. Isn't that how it's taught in bible camp? (Can I really derail a thread to Speakers Corner this quickly? I never went to bible camp but I have been camping before with girls. We touched each other but none of us are blind. Maybe that's the trick. Let's make a big circle and everyone touch the person to your right. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 July 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteIf masturbation causes blindness but I get someone else to maturbate me do they go blind or do I? Also, who get's the hairy palms? what is maturbate? You know it is a slow day at the office when i am making spelling corrections. Ooh that one confused me too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 July 6, 2005 QuoteI never went to bible camp but I have been camping before with girls. We touched each other but none of us are blind. Maybe that's the trick. Let's make a big circle and everyone touch the person to your right. I'm in, as long as all the chicks are hot. And I get to sit next to you."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 July 6, 2005 QuoteAnd I get to sit next to you. Righ or left?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 July 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI never went to bible camp but I have been camping before with girls. We touched each other but none of us are blind. Maybe that's the trick. Let's make a big circle and everyone touch the person to your right. I'm in, as long as all the chicks are hot. And I get to sit next to you. girlfalldown makes fingering come hither motions at everyone -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 July 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd I get to sit next to you. Righ or left? Either way, it's all good."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #14 July 6, 2005 Whoa! You have to use your dominant hand, so if you are right handed, the person to your right will be better taken care of! But if you are left handed..... I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 July 6, 2005 QuoteWhoa! You have to use your dominant hand, so if you are right handed, the person to your right will be better taken care of! But if you are left handed..... So if I'm in the middle of someone that's right handed to my left and someone that's left handed to my right then I'm a happy camper? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 July 6, 2005 do you go blind on both eyes if you only use on hand? or what about the hairy palms thing? same question?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 July 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhoa! You have to use your dominant hand, so if you are right handed, the person to your right will be better taken care of! But if you are left handed..... So if I'm in the middle of someone that's right handed to my left and someone that's left handed to my right then I'm a happy camper? that depends. do they have hairy palms? ewwww. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 July 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhoa! You have to use your dominant hand, so if you are right handed, the person to your right will be better taken care of! But if you are left handed..... So if I'm in the middle of someone that's right handed to my left and someone that's left handed to my right then I'm a happy camper? that depends. do they have hairy palms? ewwww. That's what razors are for. Duh! Oh and baby oil after. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 July 6, 2005 what about Coco butter? dont forget coco butter! I can just hear you saying: "Dude WTF, go shave your hands or something!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #20 July 6, 2005 Humm,I'm living proof you don't go blind or get hairy palms!(lol) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #21 July 6, 2005 you both do and invest in a waxing company and visit the opticians Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #22 July 6, 2005 If some one else does it it's not masturbation.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 July 6, 2005 QuoteI have been camping before with girls. We touched each other but none of us are blind. I have that one on DVD. One of my personal favorites. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #24 July 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI have been camping before with girls. We touched each other but none of us are blind. I have that one on DVD. One of my personal favorites. You wish! Sheepfucker! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 July 6, 2005 QuoteSheepfucker! Don't have that one on DVD but it IS on the internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
