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ACMESkydiver

Pinky and the Brain moved in, little f*ckers...

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how about suspending yourself over some peanut butter crackers with a frying pan.. then when they come *bAm* :D



She will turn into Emril?? I don't get it:S:P:P:D:D



BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! :D:D:D Ok, that shit's funny....:D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Setting off traps uninjured, stealing bait, stealing shiny stuff....

Sorry, Jaye, but this sounds much more like rats than mice.

Call an exterminator.



...but, they only leave tiny little pooplets...I thought rats left really big poops. :S

Ok, I will go to the website that the Opus dude linked above (thanks Opus dude) and see about arming ourselves for...rat warfare. :(
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I used a glue trap once to be "humane". I will never do that again. The snap traps were so much better. I'd much rather find a mouse with a snapped neck when I come home than to come home to have to listen to a squealing mouse trapped in glue. So I catch him in the glue, take him outside to the other side of town and set him free. Within minutes, a stray cat comes by and starts torturing him. Poor little guy.

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We are missing teaspoons. Fucking rodents are using cutlery.



teaspoons = cutlery:S
must be big me-cies if they are able to use teaspoons;)



SHADDUP, punk! >:(:P

Ok...LAST NIGHT we tried your suggestions, dear ones. From Juji fruit candies to isolating a little trail up to the snap trap to the new 'tip traps' that the door closes behind the rodent after it enters.

And...NOTHING!!! Not a DAMN THING!!! >:( I swear to Gawd these are mutants!! They pooped all over and around the traps, ate all of the bait, sprung the traps, and FUCKING LIVED!!!! >:(

I am so terribly pissed off right now, I need to go take a hot shower. >:(



So not only do u have mice/rats that seem to be practicing table manners but they are masters in the art of thiefery and esxape artists as well. sounds like u need a professional :)

ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD!
DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!

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could be packrats....or could be baby mice. my last apartment got an infestation of baby mice and it was exactly what you are describing except the missing shiny stuff. those fuckers would strip the trap clean and never set it off. glue traps they would leave footprints in the glue, they were light enough that they didnt get mired in them. we ended up having to use poison - and found out that they will usually go outside to die (thank God). i did catch 3 of the little fuckers in snap traps, but it took like two weeks of resetting and rebaiting them. i generally love animals, but took GREAT satisfaction at seeing those dead fuckers carcasses.

As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...

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