Joke: Pearly Gates

[SuperKat 0]

Two women are new arrivals outside the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they had died as they waited for judgment.

First Woman: "I froze to death."

Second Woman: "You froze to death - how horrible!"

First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

Second Woman: "I died of massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First Woman: "So what happened?"

Second Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

First Woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive..."

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