Girlfalldown 0 #26 July 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI just got denture adhesive cream in my eye. I duhnno, I guess I thought it would hold it in this time. Anyway now it's burning. What should I do? Will I go blind? Will the cool mint burn a hole in my retna? Is it like a jellyfish sting? If so, just get somebody to pee in your eye. Or vinegar, whichever is more convenient. How is someone peeing in vinegar going to improve her terminal condition? Good one. Got me. I don't think it's gonna work anyhow cause the preparation H is gonna shrink her eye socket and she'll never get the glass eye back in there without some stretching exercises. If she grinds the glass eyeball into fine numbered pieces, and snorts them pieces in sequence, the eyeball should be able to reconstruct itself in the socket. The mucus gathered while the pieces travel through the sinus should hold the whole thing together quite solidly. Me think. Oops...I snorted the wrong stuff... Now I have to go post in ladyskydiver's thread. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #27 July 9, 2005 I don't think so. But right now I'm drinking Australian Pinot Noir, which I think is a felony in Napa and Solano Counties. The snorting thing is a great trick for a small guage gold chain back through the nose and then out the mouth. Like sinus floss. I think you just are gonna have to corner her and use one of those wierd eyelash curler things backwards to force the eye back in. But she'll probably have a more creative suggestion. That bitch is really, really, f*cking wierd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 July 9, 2005 QuoteI just got denture adhesive cream in my eye. Dating older guys now? Good to know. Ahhhh...chicks with removable teeth... biting is bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
