beezyshaw 0 #1 July 11, 2005 With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which went almost unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93. The most tragic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. Then the trouble started. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #2 July 11, 2005 Well... he inspired 1000's of AFF students before he went. Saying "Put you right foot out" just confuses the crap out of them! tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #3 July 11, 2005 Thats gotta win the prize for oldest joke ever... surely __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #4 July 11, 2005 Excuuuuuuuse Me! Ok, here's another one... 3 Wishes A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your?wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful?Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Just walk away. Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #5 July 11, 2005 Hehe, heard it before, but it was much better than the first one so credit where it's due __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
