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So have you ever tried to eat a hamburger or a chili dog with a knife & fork? If not, lemme enlighten you.. IT SUCKS!

I find I'm so limited now for things I want to eat. Since I am unable to take a bite out of anything, it's making food choices quiet different. Sometimes entertaining.

Wanna know what I want to do the most?

I want to bite into an apple. I haven't bitten into an apple in many years. Corn on the cob too. Ohhh a big stuffed burrito (I can eat one with knife & fork just not the same)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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So have you ever tried to eat a hamburger or a chili dog with a knife & fork? If not, lemme enlighten you.. IT SUCKS!

I find I'm so limited now for things I want to eat. Since I am unable to take a bite out of anything, it's making food choices quiet different. Sometimes entertaining.

Wanna know what I want to do the most?

I want to bite into an apple. I haven't bitten into an apple in many years. Corn on the cob too. Ohhh a big stuffed burrito (I can eat one with knife & fork just not the same)



Just stick it in a blender - hit the puree button - and stop your fluffy feel sorry formyself whining - Fluffer!:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So have you ever tried to eat a hamburger or a chili dog with a knife & fork? If not, lemme enlighten you.. IT SUCKS!

I find I'm so limited now for things I want to eat. Since I am unable to take a bite out of anything, it's making food choices quiet different. Sometimes entertaining.

Wanna know what I want to do the most?
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Yeah! That's the ticket!:D


Chuck

I want to bite into an apple. I haven't bitten into an apple in many years. Corn on the cob too. Ohhh a big stuffed burrito (I can eat one with knife & fork just not the same)



Just stick it in a blender - hit the puree button - and stop your fluffy feel sorry formyself whining - Fluffer!:o

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Fuck you turtle bitch! Just ram the apple and the corn on the cob up your ass! :D:D



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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kcuF you turtle hctib! Just ram the apple and the corn on the cob up your ssa! :D:D



Careful little fluffy one -

wouldn't want you getting banned - Or suspended -

Signed,
New and Improved Turtle
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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kcuF you turtle hctib! Just ram the apple and the corn on the cob up your ssa! :D:D



Careful little fluffy one -

wouldn't want you getting banned - Or suspended -

Signed,
New and Improved Turtle



Better quit mooching bandwidth or I'm gunna call the FBI and have you thrown in jail!



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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So have you ever tried to eat a hamburger or a chili dog with a knife & fork? If not, lemme enlighten you.. IT SUCKS!

I find I'm so limited now for things I want to eat. Since I am unable to take a bite out of anything, it's making food choices quiet different. Sometimes entertaining.

Wanna know what I want to do the most?

I want to bite into an apple. I haven't bitten into an apple in many years. Corn on the cob too. Ohhh a big stuffed burrito (I can eat one with knife & fork just not the same)



Damn - i just realised what you were trying to say -

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN":D

But it could be - "Strawwwwwwwwwwww"

Heh heh heh

- NAIT
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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