cocheese 0 #1 July 11, 2005 That was close. Was adjusting the brakes on a huge lawn mower. During testing I got slammed into the handle bars and pinched the left side. Not bleeding, but it feels like it. Looks like I have 3 balls now. OUCh ! oh my $%^^&&^%$@!$% !!!So if you're having a bad day.... so am I. OhhhhhhSorry about the TMI, but you guys are like family. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 July 11, 2005 QuoteLooks like I have 3 balls now. be honest. Don't you mean 2 Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 July 11, 2005 Haha Ohhhhh F$%&^K Damn. I'm in pain. out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #4 July 12, 2005 Was it similar to a ball under malfunction? I thank god my canopy opens softly after that. Swollen balls look strange. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 July 12, 2005 QuoteSorry about the TMI, but you guys are like family. Aww, you're like family too. But don't expect a christmas card or anything... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 July 12, 2005 There is a bar under the steering handel for reverse drive. It will chop your fingers off if you get it caught in there for some reason. Hard to describe. But let's just say it was like a horizontal car door slam on a small section of a very tender area. Then it. never mind. I'm cutting that part of the bar off tomorrow for safety. Damn near chopped my junk off. But hey, my brakes work great now. ohhh it still hurts. Freakin engineers must have never cut a lawn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #7 July 12, 2005 Be carefull!!! Although it could have been much worse . Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 July 12, 2005 Yes i'm very thankful i didn't get more in before the slam into it. I guess this reinforces the phrase: If you don't use it, you lose it. well , let me recover first. The kittens will live a few more days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #9 July 12, 2005 Hi Cheese Glad to hear the family is OKDon't worry about posting pic's We believe youBTW does this mean you'll start wearing cloth's when operating machinery BEER!!!!! R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 July 12, 2005 Didn't want to reproduce anyway. Never posted a pic on here ever. Yet. Hmmm, new invention : Padded underwear. Wait til Victoria Secret hears this:I need to lift and seperate , yet be free and natural, yet no package show-through. Start sewing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 July 12, 2005 When I was a kid, I rode my racing bike standing up. My foot slipped off the pedal. Fortunately, my testicles broke my fall. I understand your pain. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #12 July 12, 2005 QuoteLooks like I have 3 balls now. The Misadventures of TriCod_________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #13 July 12, 2005 QuoteFortunately, my testicles broke my fall Chuck Who's going to help me clean the coffee off of my screen. I had to explain why I was laughing to the guy in the next cube.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 July 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteFortunately, my testicles broke my fall Chuck Who's going to help me clean the coffee off of my screen. I had to explain why I was laughing to the guy in the next cube. ____________________________ Aw, sorry, dood! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #15 July 12, 2005 That's OK, we're laughing WITH you....sort ofI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 July 12, 2005 QuoteThat's OK, we're laughing WITH you....sort of ______________________ Yeah... Right! You never did that as a kid? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #17 July 12, 2005 QuoteYeah... Right! You never did that as a kid? Chuck Man, I sure did... I'm throwing my paper route as a kid. Threw one that I just *KNEW* was going to break a window. Luckily, it didn't. Unluckily, I looked back front just in time to see the front wheel of the bike hit the bumper of a parked car. Newton's First law applied.... I kept going - right into the gooseneck of the bike, testicles first.... at about 20 mph.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 July 12, 2005 I'm really glad I don't have nuts, after reading all of these stories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 July 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah... Right! You never did that as a kid? Chuck Man, I sure did... I'm throwing my paper route as a kid. Threw one that I just *KNEW* was going to break a window. Luckily, it didn't. Unluckily, I looked back front just in time to see the front wheel of the bike hit the bumper of a parked car. Newton's First law applied.... I kept going - right into the gooseneck of the bike, testicles first.... at about 20 mph.... __________________________________________ I did about the same thing only, I was ogling some little 'sweet-thang' and the next thing I knew, I was down in the bar-ditch headed straight for a cement culvert! Wound-up with 7-stitches in my head. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 July 12, 2005 Those women are EVIL I tell you............EEEEEEVIL!!!! They'll get ya every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 July 12, 2005 QuoteThose women are EVIL I tell you............EEEEEEVIL!!!! They'll get ya every time. ___________________________ Well, she did come-over and hold my head and see if I was all-right. I had to cut 'her' some slack! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
