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And boobies are not weapons of mass distraction.



Yours distract me and I've not seen you in ages. :$



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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See? Just like a rocket launcher can blow shit up, boobies can be very powerful and very dangerous in the wrong, um, hands... or something... :D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Thanks, now I've got Bruce Cockburn running through my head...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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See? Just like a rocket launcher can blow shit up, boobies can be very powerful and very dangerous in the wrong, um, hands... or something... :D



Boobies don't kill people, people do. :ph34r:
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Hey now, this is serious! Remember that poor guy who got seriously injured when the Double-F stripper decided to use his head as a punching bag between her mammaries?

Watch yourselves out there people. :|



:ph34r:

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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See? Just like a rocket launcher can blow shit up, boobies can be very powerful and very dangerous in the wrong, um, hands... or something... :D


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Behind every successful man is a woman with big boobies!:D


Chuck

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Hey now, this is serious! Remember that poor guy who got seriously injured when the Double-F stripper decided to use his head as a punching bag between her mammaries?

Watch yourselves out there people. :|



:ph34r:



Ya she won the lawsuit and she made some nice cash selling the implants on eBay. That's right, she had the implants taken out and sold them on eBay.



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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See? Just like a rocket launcher can blow shit up, boobies can be very powerful and very dangerous in the wrong, um, hands... or something... :D



Boobies don't kill people, people do. :ph34r:



They can have my boobies when they pry them out of my cold dead hands.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

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Becca has a nice rack, she just hides then with lose fitting tops and baggy jackets. :ph34r: She should set the puppies free!! B|



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Hey now, this is serious! Remember that poor guy who got seriously injured when the Double-F stripper decided to use his head as a punching bag between her mammaries?

Watch yourselves out there people. :|



:ph34r:



Ya she won the lawsuit and she made some nice cash selling the implants on eBay. That's right, she had the implants taken out and sold them on eBay.


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That sounds about right!

Chuck

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No, I'm a responsible boobed-American. In the interest of the safety of me and my fellow citizens, there will no unleashing of the puppies. I can't have people crashing into each other, spilling drinks, tripping, walking into walls. I might get sued.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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No, I'm a responsible boobed-American. In the interest of the safety of me and my fellow citizens, there will no unleashing of the puppies. I can't have people crashing into each other, spilling drinks, tripping, walking into walls. I might get sued.


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Chuck

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I promise I won't sue. Cross my heart.



I'll be really impressed if that pun was intended. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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No, I'm a responsible boobed-American. In the interest of the safety of me and my fellow citizens, there will no unleashing of the puppies. I can't have people crashing into each other, spilling drinks, tripping, walking into walls. I might get sued.



What if we sign waivers?

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The weapon in question is apparently a Bazooka, which is nothing but a scary-looking, yet empty and harmless metal tube.

A mortar is also nothing but an empty metal tube. It's incapable of doing anything by itself.

Bazookas and mortars (and the rounds for them) can be scratch-built using simple tools by someone who understands some simple chemistry and metalwork.

Yo, Greensters: This thread should go to SC. :D

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GOD DAMMIT LEAVE MY THREAD ALONE!!

It was a simple plan to hit on Becca and get some boobie conversation. It almost worked until you came along :P



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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