Fucking w/boss and co-workers...

[jumpchikk 0]

Well, to make the day go by faster and to shake things up a bit, I'm known as the office prankster...

Last week, while my boss was on vacation, I took a wedding picture of one of his most favorite clients (he has nightmares about her) and put it on his computer desktop, so now everytime he logs on or off or minimizes his screens or selects an application, he gets to see her beautiful face...

A couple of months ago, I decided to change a couple of keys around on one of the associates keyboards...

Our firm also puts out a bi-annual "what's going on in our firm/title agency" pamphlet.... One of the articles on the front page was about another of our associates getting married....
The title read... "Mollie Gets Married" and had her picture below... so I did a little deletion of a word and changed it to "Mollie Gets a Sex Change"... and proceeded to change her into a man... photocopied it and passed it around to everyone in the office....

Good thing she has such a great sense of humor...

But, now that I am leaving town for a couple of days, I'm thinking there is going to be some retaliation...

[aprilcat 0]

Oh I can think of one...to let you think that you're going to be sued for sexual harassment..then tell you its a joke...but then really sue you for it!!

Just kidding! Its good that you have People on the job that have a sense of humor, but remember all things in moderation!

My favorite ALWAYS is to wait for April Fools Day--all bets are off. I'd go around and change all the clocks when no one is looking...repeatedly~ Have a good vacation--April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[jumpchikk 0]

Yes, Mollie (the one I gave a sex change) got me good April Fool's Day 2003...long story, but it involved a haunted Jewish wine cabinet, E-bay and it being sent to me... I ended up sending it on to one of my friends who turned around and set it on fire and then sent me pics of it!

Anyway, this whole thread came about because my boss still doesn't know who put that pic on his screen and I actually totally forgot about putting it on there and I'm standing in his office talking to him and he turns around to do something on his computer and I'm dying laughing and he's cussing about that pic... I had to walk out of his office...

I'm sure my girl Mollie is going to hook me up on something... and will probably tell the boss that it was me who put that pic on there...

[Spatula 0]

So I have to ask...is he that computer illiterate that he cannot change a wallpaper photo? Hahah too funny...

[jumpchikk 0]

He doesn't know ANYTHING about computers...

[masterrig 1]

But, now that I am leaving town for a couple of days, I'm thinking there is going to be some retaliation...

[Buried 0]

I'd probably get fired if i did anything like that to by boss.. (assuming they knew it was me.)

I'm sure whatever you get is whatever you deserve

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[jumpchikk 0]

Yeah, I'm thinking of fucking with him some more... He always comes in here and goes through my stuff when I'm gone... so I'm thinking of planting some provacative pics or something of the like.. just to catch him off guard...

I keep him on his toes and keep him young...

[Buried 0]

maybe just fill yours.. or his desk drawers with TUMs.
I'd worry about the provacative pics.. but sounds like it wouldn't matter for you

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[chaoskitty 0]

Make sure the provocative pics are taken in HIS office!

[jumpchikk 0]

In his chair!!!

[Stumpy 284]

How about these ones? - old but good....

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[jumpchikk 0]

Those are great!! I don't have a cubicle tho...

I do have a lock on my door where it can be opened with a key from the outside... I'm thinking about locking my office...

I'm already slowly and methodically taking each file that's on my desk and putting it on his desk...