NWFlyer 2 #1 July 14, 2005 So we're doing an all-chick Caravan load at my DZ tomorrow. Our pilot (who is a big guy) will likely be suckered into dressing in drag. Since I still have some of my clothes from before I lost a lot of weight, I think I can scrounge up something that might actually fit him. But I need help deciding what I should bring for him. Help me make Scott look pretty!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 July 14, 2005 Lingerie Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 July 14, 2005 QuoteLingerie Ooh, that's good, but I'm not sure I've saved any of the old stuff. I'll have to look. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 July 14, 2005 It's all about the THONG! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 July 14, 2005 QuoteIt's all about the THONG! Didn't find any thongs (don't think I ever had any back then) but I did find a pretty lavender bra!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #6 July 14, 2005 You are just being cruel Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 July 14, 2005 QuoteYou are just being cruel Scott C. You say that like it's a bad thing! Besides, Captain Caravan likes to dress up."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 July 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou are just being cruel Scott C. You say that like it's a bad thing! Besides, Captain Caravan likes to dress up. Then doesn't he have any stuff of his own? Get the load together, go to WalMart. Have him try outfits on till you you find one that "matches his eyes and complexion" They might even have a pair of heels in his size. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #9 July 14, 2005 QuoteThey might even have a pair of heels in his size. Have you ever tried to fly an otter in heals??? Me neither, but I imagine it is hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 July 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteThey might even have a pair of heels in his size. Have you ever tried to fly an otter in heals??? Me neither, but I imagine it is hard. Well, it's a Caravan, but I imagine the principle is the same. I think we'll let him wear his footwear of choice. I have found a dress that I think will work for him (which is good, since "dress" seems to be winning in the poll)."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 July 14, 2005 Just make sure you get him a Wonder Bra so he can have some support for his Moobs. Ya know.........something that lifts and seperates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 July 14, 2005 HIJACK ALERT Scott - Are you going to prairie this year? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites