sunshine 2 #1 July 14, 2005 You can only post here if you love garden gnomes. They are the best thing ever!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #2 July 14, 2005 Oh boy, my grandma would tear things up in this tread. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #3 July 14, 2005 I am a particular fan of the traveling garden gnome from the commercials. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #4 July 14, 2005 whats the penalty if you dont, and still post here?---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 July 14, 2005 Quotewhats the penalty if you dont, and still post here? Garden Gnome up your ass!! Hehe, i'm a sicko. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #6 July 14, 2005 Quotewhats the penalty if you dont, and still post here? It involves Garden Gnomes, and would belong in the "kinky sex only" thread. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #7 July 14, 2005 GNOMES!!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #8 July 14, 2005 Damn it! You beat me. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 July 14, 2005 QuoteDamn it! You beat me. I'd like to beat you...i'm so violent. Come back to SDC and play with me!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #10 July 14, 2005 QuoteQuotewhats the penalty if you dont, and still post here? Garden Gnome up your ass!! Hehe, i'm a sicko. your such a flirt ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #11 July 14, 2005 QuoteI'd like to beat you...i'm so violent. Stop that. Your making me blush. QuoteCome back to SDC and play with me!! What kinda "play" are we talking about. Cause if it involves Garden Gnomes I'm not interested. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 July 14, 2005 QuoteWhat kinda "play" are we talking about. Cause if it involves Garden Gnomes I'm not interested. Play as in freefly. I can't play with you the way i want cause you're married. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #13 July 14, 2005 QuotePlay as in freefly. Oh good, I feel much safer now, and I'm totally up for that. QuoteI can't play with you the way i want cause you're married. Yeah, and I can't post in the "singles only" thread either. I'm tired of being an outcast just because I'm married. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #14 July 14, 2005 im not married! but... you dont want to play with me im going back to the singles forum...---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #15 July 14, 2005 Quoteim going back to the singles forum... Lucky bastard "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #16 July 14, 2005 Seriously, do people really have those things? I've only seen it in movies. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #17 July 14, 2005 QuoteSeriously, do people really have those things? I've only seen it in movies yes, i gave sunny two of them back in march.... you can buy them at walmart.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 July 14, 2005 Quoteim not married! but... you dont want to play with me im going back to the singles forum... I might wanna play with you, i gotta meet you first though. I've met Joe and if he wasn't married, there would be some major playin going on!! Evelyn ~ I love the gnomes Wingi gave me. One of these days i'll take a pic and post it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #19 July 14, 2005 We Brits love our gnomes. I mean, the BBC even had a sitcom about garden gnomes... www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/g/gnomesofdulwicht_1299001276.shtml... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #20 July 14, 2005 I'll meet u in may of '06 im moving to chicago then, and I'll prob be a SDC regular. dont really know of any other dz's around there, but thats a another thread! so there like 9 months or so and it shall be done! Yay sunshine might play with me in May '06 ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #21 July 14, 2005 I was watching "While you were out" tonight and that hottie carpenter, Andrew, held up a gnome that he keeps in his tool trailer. If Andrew likes them, they must be cool!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #22 July 14, 2005 QuoteWe Brits love our gnomes. I mean, the BBC even had a sitcom about garden gnomes... www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/g/gnomesofdulwicht_1299001276.shtml I thought gnomes were a totally British thing. Didn't realize they'd migrated to the states until reading this post. Still, I haven't seen any in my neighborhood. Guess I have to be more observant Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #23 July 14, 2005 "Amelie" and "The Full Monty" have classic scenes with Garden Gnomes! The French Suburbians are also very fond of them little silent cuddly friends. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #24 July 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteWe Brits love our gnomes. I mean, the BBC even had a sitcom about garden gnomes... www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/g/gnomesofdulwicht_1299001276.shtml I thought gnomes were a totally British thing. Didn't realize they'd migrated to the states until reading this post. Still, I haven't seen any in my neighborhood. Guess I have to be more observant You need to visit our development -- we're practically overrun by gnomes. There's one house on the other side of our street, about a block down, that has 15 in their front garden ... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #25 July 14, 2005 Quotewe're pratically overrun by gnomes. I know it's been almost a year, but I'd like to think I'd have noticed a gnome infestation. Is this a new trend, or am I blocking things again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites