ACMESkydiver 0 #1 July 15, 2005 I like these, they're fun. Just use any ad slogan, campaign, whatever...DZ.com or you... "DZ.com. Be all you can be." "DZ.com causes less cramps and bloating than the leading national brand." "ACME. It's what's for dinner." <--If I say that to my man do you think I'll get a lil' sumpin'-sumpin'?? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 July 15, 2005 Smatter? Do y'all just SUCK at this?! Ok, here's another: "DZ.com. It burns, itches, and flares up." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 July 15, 2005 Dropzone.com: the quicker, thicker picker-upper."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #4 July 15, 2005 "DZ.com now with 90% less fat! (WARNING: May cause anal leakage.) Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 July 15, 2005 I'll cover the Moore film "Crazy People" angle if you like: "DZ.com... argumentative but good." "DZ.com... Most of our posters arrive alive" "Come to DZ.com - we had fewer arguments last year." "DZ.com. It's a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!" "You may think skydiving forum sites stink since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn forum. DZ.com - we're tired of taking your crap!" "Sangiro Presents DZ.com. This forum won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 July 15, 2005 QuoteI'll cover the Moore film "Crazy People" angle if you like: "DZ.com... argumentative but good." "DZ.com... Most of our posters arrive alive" "Come to DZ.com - we had fewer arguments last year." "DZ.com. It's a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!" "You may think skydiving forum sites stink since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn forum. DZ.com - we're tired of taking your crap!" "Sangiro Presents DZ.com. This forum won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 July 15, 2005 QuoteDropzone.com: the quicker, thicker picker-upper. -That would be the new singles forum, Krisanne... Actually, I guess that would be a singles forum for horny, stupid people, if you think about it. edit spelling!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #8 July 15, 2005 Quote Actually, I guess that would be a singles forum for horny, stupid people, if you think about it. edit spelling! ACME, are you talking about me again??? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #9 July 15, 2005 "Gravity is my business, and business is GOOD." "At 13,500ft, you can't see me breaking into your car." "Ever take a tour before? ("Yes") I'm gravity's tour guide." "Gravity is not just a theory, it's the law. Ever want to DEFY THE LAW? Here's your chance." "If I knew how to play golf, we'd never have met." "I don't skydive on Teusdays. Thats my day to be normal." "Gravity is like candy, too much of it makes me look fat." "I dont care how many skydives you've made, on the ground your still an idiot." -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #10 July 15, 2005 Freeflychile: he keeps going and going and going... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 July 15, 2005 Quote"Gravity is my business, and business is GOOD." "At 13,500ft, you can't see me breaking into your car." "Ever take a tour before? ("Yes") I'm gravity's tour guide." "Gravity is not just a theory, it's the law. Ever want to DEFY THE LAW? Here's your chance." "If I knew how to play golf, we'd never have met." "I don't skydive on Teusdays. Thats my day to be normal." "Gravity is like candy, too much of it makes me look fat." "I dont care how many skydives you've made, on the ground your still an idiot." Those are good...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 July 15, 2005 Quote"I dont care how many skydives you've made, on the ground your still an idiot." I can see this under 'Happy Bunny'! YES! I shall design a Happy Bunny with this underneath, and a canopy over. It will be awesome. Oh yes, it will. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #13 July 15, 2005 Very cool! -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 July 15, 2005 There was once a poster here that had a tagline I really thought was neat. "Dropzone.com killing corporate productivity one post at a time." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 July 15, 2005 QuoteVery cool! Even better, I'll do one that says "It's so cute. It's like you think you're cool or something." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #16 July 15, 2005 DZ.com ~ We'll make you throw up a little. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #17 July 15, 2005 QuoteDZ.com ~ We'll make you throw up a little. I like that one! Also: DZ.com~ We'll make you pee a little. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #18 July 15, 2005 Tee-hee, I just thought of another oldy but goody... "Al-ti-tude to the res-cue!" -Remember? The old Alka-seltzer jingle? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites f1freak 0 #19 July 15, 2005 *Infomercial Voice* "DZ.COM.... Easy Setup, NO Cleanup... Just Great Haircuts Every Time...."HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Candy 0 #20 July 16, 2005 DZ.com if you've got the time, we've got the beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #21 July 16, 2005 "DZ.com- When you positively, absolutely have nothing better to do." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #22 July 16, 2005 The Com ? You can't handle the Com !Dz.com, now with more newbies than ever.Dz.com, because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.Dz.com, We'll throw your mother out of an airplane.Dz.com, not intended for mature audiences.Dz.com,now with 20% more skybabes.Cocheese, what every woman should have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #23 July 16, 2005 I'll paraphrase the title to last years DVD edit. do not use DZ.com without doctors consent. side effecta includes but are not limited to the urge to experience life for your self, adrenalitis, rapid loos of cash and or/ diarhheaMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #24 July 16, 2005 New and improved "ALL BOOBIE" threads! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #25 July 16, 2005 Dropzone.com, If you can't remember the good old days, improvise!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Girlfalldown 0 #17 July 15, 2005 QuoteDZ.com ~ We'll make you throw up a little. I like that one! Also: DZ.com~ We'll make you pee a little. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 July 15, 2005 Tee-hee, I just thought of another oldy but goody... "Al-ti-tude to the res-cue!" -Remember? The old Alka-seltzer jingle? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #19 July 15, 2005 *Infomercial Voice* "DZ.COM.... Easy Setup, NO Cleanup... Just Great Haircuts Every Time...."HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Candy 0 #20 July 16, 2005 DZ.com if you've got the time, we've got the beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 July 16, 2005 "DZ.com- When you positively, absolutely have nothing better to do." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #22 July 16, 2005 The Com ? You can't handle the Com !Dz.com, now with more newbies than ever.Dz.com, because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.Dz.com, We'll throw your mother out of an airplane.Dz.com, not intended for mature audiences.Dz.com,now with 20% more skybabes.Cocheese, what every woman should have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 July 16, 2005 I'll paraphrase the title to last years DVD edit. do not use DZ.com without doctors consent. side effecta includes but are not limited to the urge to experience life for your self, adrenalitis, rapid loos of cash and or/ diarhheaMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 July 16, 2005 New and improved "ALL BOOBIE" threads! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #25 July 16, 2005 Dropzone.com, If you can't remember the good old days, improvise!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
