Your favorite "one liners"....

[Thanatos340 1]

Intoxicated:
"I was Fucked Up as a Football Bat!!"

Broke:
"Down to Seeds and Stems"

Complementing someone’s vocabulary (Stolen from Blazing Saddles):
"You use your Mouth Prettier than a $20 Whore"

And My Very Favorite...
Answer to: "How are you"
"Pretty Damn Good!! Want References"

[f1freak 0]

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow... Go over there somewhere.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[f1freak 0]

Version 2

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[f1freak 0]

or...

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I may not be cute, but I make up for that with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[f1freak 0]

another old one....

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[f1freak 0]

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[lisamariewillbe 1]

My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[f1freak 0]

Here's one.....

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

So all of my posts in here were obtained through research....

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[lisamariewillbe 1]

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

is there anyone else on here besides YOU TWO!!!

geesh!

----
-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...

[lisamariewillbe 1]

uh duh now you are too

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

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uh duh now you are too

oh nooo... dont u go draggin me into this!

----
-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...

[lisamariewillbe 1]

"LA LA LA ....cant hear youuuu"

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[PsychoBob 0]

***Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

[StreetScooby 5]

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute.

We are all engines of karma

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

I liked this thread.. needed to bring it back

"I don't regret this... But I both Rue and Lament it"

"If there is one person you should be able to hold down, it's your own flesh and blood"

and I just heard this one on a commercial

"What can I say when it comes to adultery, I'm a one women kind of guy"

----
-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...

[f1freak 0]

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Or....

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?

and here is the bad one....

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[mjosparky 4]

"If you stand real close to her, you can hear the ocean."

"You need to take the medication every day for it to work."

"Are you really that stupid, or are you just trying to show off."

"He who dies with the most toys is still dead".

Sparky

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[Squeak 17]

one of my Faves
"Sorry, but you have mistaken me for SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT"

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Squeak 17]

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"Did I get in. did I pull?"

tHAT'S FROM gYPSY mOTHS ISN'T IT sPARKY?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[mjosparky 4]

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Quote

"Did I get in. did I pull?"

tHAT'S FROM gYPSY mOTHS ISN'T IT sPARKY?

No, its a quote I first heard from Terry "Twitch" Ward in the late seventies. If you ever met Terry you would understand.

Sparky

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[britboynz 0]

"I've had better looking roadkill"

(in response to my mates question, "what do you think of that chick over there russ" at 3am and after several pints of beer)