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But Shannon... I'm a kick ass skydiver (in my own mind) and I have enough money to barely cover my bills every month. Can I get a skygirl? ;)



Allow me to remind you that you have a skygirl who is gonna kick your ass when she reads this! ;) Which is why I'm quoting it - you can't edit now! muahahahaha
~skysprite

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Hence the ;) in the message. She knows I love her so thats not an issue.

Word of advice to any new male jumpers out there trying to hook up or date "skychicks".... Don't. From a long history of it... its usually not worth it. Your jump tickets just seem to disappear, your rig gets looked at and jumped if they can grab it and worst of all.... quite a few of them are not all there in the head :D:D
Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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Your jump tickets just seem to disappear, your rig gets looked at and jumped if they can grab it and worst of all.... quite a few of them are not all there in the head :D:D



I refuse to believe there are women who will be able to fit into my rig safely :D
cavete terrae.

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Don't give up hope looking here...I found my skygirly here...and now three years later we are less than 20 days from the wedding. now to see if the hot FORK dude show's up to it...we did send him an invite...

Marc
otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman....

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But Shannon... I'm a kick ass skydiver (in my own mind) and I have enough money to barely cover my bills every month. Can I get a skygirl? ;)



Yes! You're at least an A-!
And you got a chick! See? It works!

:P

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Hence the ;) in the message. She knows I love her so thats not an issue.

Word of advice to any new male jumpers out there trying to hook up or date "skychicks".... Don't. From a long history of it... its usually not worth it. Your jump tickets just seem to disappear, your rig gets looked at and jumped if they can grab it and worst of all.... quite a few of them are not all there in the head :D:D



OK in all seriousness, do people really share their jump tickets and stuff with their girl/guy? I've never done that. I duhhno, seems like trouble to me.

Now someone that rocks my world in the sky (while juggling broken beer bottles) is a definate maybe!

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Yeah, I dated a girl once that could wear my rig and wanted to jump it when I was'nt. None of the other ones could A) fit it or B) jump the canopy. :ph34r:

Jump tickets... hell no, thoses are mine, and mine alone. I'll shoot you if you take my jump tickets. Ok... shoot is'nt quite right... make you pack my rig as I jump on the hottest, muggiest, no wind days of summer, thats more like it. :D
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so does anyone else find the not only very hilarious but also pathetic?? He actually did put up an ad.....

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im a 23 yr. old canadaian guy looking for his skygirl im 5'9 in teh army reserve looking for a skygirl to go to the DZ with and of caurse "be" with.




Sprite.....i need to call you young lady.....teasing this kid!! how dare you!! You get three spankings for that. :o
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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As the bonfire's most eligible bachelor*, I say you've gotta wait for me to get my turn.



No more turns for you. I don't like to share and you're all mine damnit!!

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meow

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everyone knows that skygirls will only go out with guys with more jumps then them... how else will they get free coaching?



Actually i prefer it the other way around. I like being the one with more jumps and giving the free coaching. :)

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meow

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everyone knows that skygirls will only go out with guys with more jumps then them... how else will they get free coaching? ;)

you're gonna have to find one with 26 jumps or less



It's not always about the coaching! He's gotta be a videographer too! I want video! ;)
~skysprite

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