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Deuce

I'm in Perris this weekend, come say HI!

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A NorCal team needs a camera flier at Nationals-land, so I'm riding down 101 on the bavarian crotch-rocket on Friday and I'll be getting in Friday afternoon/evening. They've got tunnel time Saturday morning and then practice jumps the rest of the day and Sunday.

Hope to see some of my favorite Perris/Elsinore peeps then!

JP

In the Bombshelter I usually look like this, but I don't know if any West Coast Monkeys will be representin' Maybe BillVon?

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OK. Not quite the affirmation of love I was hoping for, but whatever back.

Bitches.



I'm not sure why that finger always pops up...


OK PEOPLE! If you see Deuce in Perris I demand that you give him a big whack on the ass and jam your tongue in his ear for me. Then sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. He loves that.

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OK PEOPLE! If you see Deuce in Perris I demand that you give him a big whack on the ass and jam your tongue in his ear for me. Then sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. He loves that.



Yeah. Then when you're done with that, hump his right leg for me. Note that he prefers left leg humps, which is why I prefer humping his right leg.

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OK PEOPLE! If you see Deuce in Perris I demand that you give him a big whack on the ass and jam your tongue in his ear for me. Then sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. He loves that.



Yeah. Then when you're done with that, hump his right leg for me. Note that he prefers left leg humps, which is why I prefer humping his right leg.


I'll be happy to oblige.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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OK PEOPLE! If you see Deuce in Perris I demand that you give him a big whack on the ass and jam your tongue in his ear for me. Then sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. He loves that.



Yeah. Then when you're done with that, hump his right leg for me. Note that he prefers left leg humps, which is why I prefer humping his right leg.


I'll be happy to oblige.:|



Sadly, I could see that happening. I'll just stick to a hello hug.

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Yup, I sure know how he loves a good leg hump.

Just make sure who ever is going to do it, that you have lots of people around you when you do the leg hump, and then just walk off. You leave JP standing there scratching his head wondering what the hell just happened and who the hell you are.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Yup, I sure know how he loves a good leg hump.

Just make sure who ever is going to do it, that you have lots of people around you when you do the leg hump, and then just walk off. You leave JP standing there scratching his head wondering what the hell just happened and who the hell you are.



Take pictures too. :D

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Yup, I sure know how he loves a good leg hump.

Just make sure who ever is going to do it, that you have lots of people around you when you do the leg hump, and then just walk off. You leave JP standing there scratching his head wondering what the hell just happened and who the hell you are.



Thanks to you that has happened to me in Europe by women who speak no english, make eye contact, hump my leg, and leave. Come on! Drive down from Colorado and have dinner with me! It should be about 120 degrees on the landing area with a density altitude of flight level 380.

And all you Perris peeps, I will have JFTC calendars for sale if you want some.

And I have to formally apologize to Frenchy for being an asshat to him about a JFTC calendar thing, when he is actually a hefty benefactor. But I will not wear the goggles.

I will not. Not. Not.

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Come on! Drive down from Colorado and have dinner with me!



It's going to be about 97 degrees here today, what makes you think I'd leave this heat to go to more heat. Yes, you are worth it, but sorry sweetie I hate the heat.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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You can PM me if you want a photo.


JP's PM doesn't seem to be working, so he asked you send your photo to me. I will forward it to him...:)>:(

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Found JP, who was busy jumping with skygods (good meeting you, JP).:)No luck on Pebbles Flinstone though. Do you wear the same jumpsuit as in your avatar?:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Btw, which skygods was Deuce jumping with this time?


Well, he asked to shoot one of my jump, but I had to kindly decline, as I already had video. So he had to settle with that Pat guy, I think...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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He JP, it was good seeing today. I decided to leave early, to much stupid in the air. Maybe tomorrow we can have a cold one and tell lies to each other.B|

Frenchy,

Come up and introduce your self tomorrow.

Sparky
My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

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