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Douva

Kinky Washing Machine

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I just got a washer and dryer at my new place. The laundry room butts up to my bedroom, and whenever the washer hits the spin cycle, my bed vibrates. One second I'm lying here in bed surfing the net, and the next I'm transported to some cheap motel on the outskirts of town, its glory days long since departed with the main highways that now pass miles away, where you can rent a room by the hour and watch yourself in the mirror above the bed, where the desk clerk knows your date by name and you spend the week after your visit wondering if the dirty linens or your companion was the source of the itching that now plagues you. If I lie perfectly still, I can almost detect the musty odor of old cigarettes and stale sweat in the air.
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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