boinky 0 #1 July 18, 2005 *Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. *Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. *Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.. *Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. *If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. *If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. *It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. *Never buy a car you can't push. *Never eat yellow snow. *Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on. *There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. *When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. *Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school -- you'll be working for them in the future.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 July 18, 2005 Sometimes you eat the bear... sometimes the bear eats you! Never put off till tomorrow... what you can blame on someone else for it not getting done. If you think you have the answer... you misunderstood the question. There are plenty of fish in the sea... Your bait just SUCKS! Tracers work BOTH ways! How do ya sell a duck to a blind man? Ask Aggie Dave! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
