towerrat 0 #1 July 18, 2005 A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck", the firefighter says with admiration. "Thanks", the girl says. The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #2 July 18, 2005 Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 July 18, 2005 Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
