adrenalinejunki 0 #1 July 19, 2005 A hillbilly buddy of mine at work just came back tonight from vacation with a nasty sunburn, he can't put his arms down it is so bad. We have to wear coveralls here and he does'nt even wear underwear under them. Well he has rubbed himself raw from walking tonight. He came to the parts room when we were all taking break and asked it the dayshift girl had anything to rub on it (lubrication wise). Well our night shift guy directed him to the "hand lotion" on the wall that is acually hand sanitizer that it almost pure alchohol. He grabbed him a big handful and stuck his hand down his coveralls and started rubbing. Then he started screaming and cursing us while "waddling" to the bathroom at a very fast pace. It was the funniest thing I have seen since the same guy climbed over the fence wearing only his boots and hardhat... It is funny as hell to watch him walk now, arms out in the air and bowlegged like he just got off a horse after a 3 month ride..... __________________________________________________What's the worst that can happen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #2 July 19, 2005 SHIT lol i almost spit hotdog all over th place... i bet when the sting goes away it will be followed with a nice sensation of ease. so hopefully that pain will go away. I would be the smart ass and ask him if it hurt ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #3 July 19, 2005 ouch! Reminds me of high-schoole days. I played basketball and we were always playing jokes on each other. Friend of mine got me with some wonderful stuff called Kramer's Red Hot...kinda like Icy Hot without the Icy...all over the fresh, post-game drawers. Less than pleasant. That's ok though, paybacks were oh so sweet Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrenalinejunki 0 #4 July 19, 2005 Another good one on this guy was when our electronics tech pretended to smell an ammonia inhaler thing ( you use them to wake up someone who has passed out ) and asked him what it smelled like. He held it up to his nose and took a big sniff and then jumped back so fast that his hard hat stayed put in mid air like a cartoon or something. The ones we have are really strong and burn your nose like hell with even the smallest sniff. __________________________________________________What's the worst that can happen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 July 19, 2005 Stupid people are funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
