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Need catchy slogans for flyer to be put up around university. Every single one will have SKYDIVE in big bold letters at the top. Just what to put below? Any ideas? Im thinking "Its easier than your mom/sister," "Better than sex and lasts twice as long." "It's not as cheap as your mom/sister." "It might be expensive, but its better than spending it on hookers" and "It's expensive, but it's better than spending it on crack."
Thats about all I got. Crude.

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"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

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Easiest final you'll ever take.

The most legal fun you'll ever have.

One course you simply must pass.

Can you make the grade?

The key to Higher Education.

Higher Education at it's best.

The lab work is actually Fun!

Altitude with an Attitude.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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.."better than the sex you're not getting"
"If you've had sex, try
this !"
Jump this instead. (arrow pointing to plane)
Your mom and sister are going skydiving this weekend. Wanna go ?
Your ex called, said "Go jump out of a plane !"
Skydivers: 50% rock star
50% astronaut


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.."better than the sex you're not getting"

"If you've had sex, try
this !"

Jump this instead. (arrow pointing to plane) <----- I LIKE IT!!! :D

Your mom and sister are going skydiving this weekend. Wanna go ?

Your ex called, said "Go jump out of a plane !"

Skydivers: 50% rock star
50% astronaut


"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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