Stewie 0 #1 July 19, 2005 I just walked in on my roommate flogging the dolphin! I need to find some bleach so I can rinse out my eyes. "Doesn't anyone fucking knock anymore?" Hell of a farmer tan, though "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 July 19, 2005 You should have said something like..."why are you even needing to use your whole hand?" Something quick and mean, then walked out.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #3 July 19, 2005 The trauma of the experience precluded any intelligent thought. I will be sure to reference this incident during his girlfriend's next visit. Maybe mention something about 'bukkake websites'?"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 July 19, 2005 Buttsex. Now go to bed young man!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 July 19, 2005 QuoteButtsex. Now go to bed young man!! Good god, woman. You go through avatars like priests go through altar boys.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 July 19, 2005 QuoteGood god, woman. You go through avatars like priests go through altar boys. I'm commitment phobic. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #7 July 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteGood god, woman. You go through avatars like priests go through altar boys. I'm commitment phobic. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #8 July 19, 2005 Awww, but I don't wanna go to bed! Now do the buttsex cheer! (You know the words)"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 July 19, 2005 Will you go see Willy Wonka with me tomorrow night? PLEEEEEZZEEE!!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #10 July 19, 2005 I don't know, man...Johnny Depp with all that makeup on really freaks me out. Maybe if I have a couple of drinks first..."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #11 July 19, 2005 That's just too funny! Gross, but too funny! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #12 July 19, 2005 Back in high school, I caught a buddy of mine wackin it only, he didn't see me when I saw him. I just quietly turned around a split so as not to subject him to the nightmare of being caught. I wonder how he would have reacted if he knew I caught him. Probably would given him a complex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #13 July 20, 2005 in high school me and my friends told everyone in school how we caught this guy jerking it in the school bathroom. poor guy got teased about it for weeks. only problem was that he really did never do it. my friends made it up. man we were assholes back then MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 July 20, 2005 "Who's your favorite little rascal?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 July 20, 2005 Quote"Who's your favorite little rascal?" Mine's Darla but what that has to do with pud-pounding is beyond me....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
