Airplanes and Women

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women,
it's usually not good.

Bonus: Airplanes are High Maintenance and Expensive

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[windcatcher 0]

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10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

NO kidding!!!

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

...Women's flight patterns aren't predictable nor dependent on wind and weather conditions but a wind sock might be helpful.

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[ChrisL 2]

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a wind sock might be helpful.

To stick in their mouth?

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My mighty steed

[Diversgodown 0]

But both have cockpits

Did I just say that???

***Glory Favors the Bold***

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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But both have cockpits

Did I just say that???

Outloud?...Yes

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[airtwardo 7]

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.


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...They also don't require further maintenance
if you decide to TRADE UP to a newer-faster model!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[airtwardo 7]

Airplanes "Go Down" using a slight push with only ONE hand!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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Airplanes "Go Down" using a slight push with only ONE hand!

Easy Does It!

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[airtwardo 7]

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Airplanes "Go Down" using a slight push with only ONE hand!

Easy Does It!

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Yeah but...The HARDER ya push...the more noise ya make and the FASTER ya go with BOTH!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[masterrig 1]

Bonus: Airplanes are High Maintenance and Expensive

[ChrisL 2]

Airplanes dont tell you they want to take it slow when you go to full throttle the very first time you fly them

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[airtwardo 7]

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Airplanes dont tell you they want to take it slow when you go to full throttle the very first time you fly them

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Yeah but...BOTH will spin out of control if you don't pay enough attention!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Fly the Friendly Skies....

Keep 'em coming...I love the creativity

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[ChrisL 2]

Airplanes dont get self conscious when they have full flaps

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My mighty steed

[freeflir29 0]

I can fly in formation without other airplanes getting jealous!

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Are you referring to the infamous Q of "how's my ass look?" and ya know you're screwed if you say anything? which might be a good thang

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[freeflir29 0]

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Are you referring to the infamous Q of "how's my ass look?"

If you are asking.............I'll just ask "Jelly or Syrup?"

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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Are you referring to the infamous Q of "how's my ass look?"

If you are asking.............I'll just ask "Jelly or Syrup?"

You know you luuuuuuuuuuuuuv it Clay

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[freeflir29 0]

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You know you luuuuuuuuuuuuuv it Clay

Well..............thanks to you I now can't eat a candy necklace without getting an erection. Thank you though!

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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You know you luuuuuuuuuuuuuv it Clay

Well..............thanks to you I now can't eat a candy necklace without getting an erection. Thank you though!

Doesn't that give ya a tummy ache?

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[freeflir29 0]

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Doesn't that give ya a tummy ache?

Think a little lower!

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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Doesn't that give ya a tummy ache?

Think a little lower!

If ya eat too many of my sweet tarts you WILL get a tummy ache It was only a visual and not for consuming

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[freeflir29 0]

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It was only a visual and not for consuming

Sorry.............you just make me want to eat things! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Get yo arse back home Clay.... We love and miss you so much

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